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I used to have a 2 inch dick.

  1. #1
    Well, maybe like 2&1/2 - 3 inches erect, hard to remember I was like 5.
  2. #2
    Industrial Houston
    all little kids have teeny dicks
  3. #3
    Kek Houston
    all little kids have teeny dicks

    You sure? I came out with a 7 inch cock. You should see that thing now!
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    all little kids have teeny dicks

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  5. #5
    Industrial Houston
    You sure? I came out with a 7 inch cock. You should see that thing now!

    i guess that's kind of cute, but i came out with a horse dick (i wear boots cuz i've got to keep it somewhere since it hangs out my pant leg)
  6. #6
    Astronaut Scott Kelly grew 2 inches in space because of the zero gravity environment. When he returned to earth he lost those 2 inches. I wonder if his penis got longer too but they probably won't report something like that because NASA is a bunch of slampigs.
  7. #7
    Kek Houston
    ^Its called spinal decompression. It has nothing to do with muscle and everything to do with spinal discs and the pressure the earth puts on it.

    i guess that's kind of cute, but i came out with a horse dick (i wear boots cuz i've got to keep it somewhere since it hangs out my pant leg)

    Damn... u got mii beet sun
  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    i guess that's kind of cute, but i came out with a horse dick (i wear boots cuz i've got to keep it somewhere since it hangs out my pant leg)

    give the horse back his dick and get back in the closet
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