2022-11-20 at 7:36 PM UTC
Folx, unfortunately my desperate pleas will go unanswered, because my audience is a bunch of nerds, dweebs & geeks.
2022-11-20 at 8:24 PM UTC
Your desperate pleas go unanswered cuz u won't come visit me
2022-11-20 at 10:15 PM UTC
dont be ur the one not getting ruffed up by a real tuff guy
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2022-11-21 at 12:53 AM UTC
IDK I could probably make you feel like a virgin.
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Originally posted by Bradley
IDK I could probably make you feel like a virgin.
touched for the very first time?
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2022-11-22 at 3:56 PM UTC
Honestly i don't really like retirement age, chubby white guys. :/ Sorry.
2022-11-22 at 3:56 PM UTC
if u were a chubby mexican lady of 55 years I'd clean your gutters and rotate your tires but YOU'RE NOT
2022-11-22 at 4:08 PM UTC
56 the ones of you in a speedo doing poses and the one of you being a lil stumpy
2022-11-22 at 4:30 PM UTC
the one of you with your niece and nephew wearing sunglasses made you look younger, but that's because the children and the sunglasses covered up 80% of your face (one of your better photos btw)