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SOMEONE PLEASE BREAK MY JAW, BECUZ I WANNA SIP LIQUIDS WITH A STRAW FOR SIX WEEKS...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folx, unfortunately my desperate pleas will go unanswered, because my audience is a bunch of nerds, dweebs & geeks.
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    Your desperate pleas go unanswered cuz u won't come visit me
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Your desperate pleas go unanswered cuz u won't come visit me

    sorry about that.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    dont be ur the one not getting ruffed up by a real tuff guy
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  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley dont be ur the one not getting ruffed up by a real tuff guy

    how tuff are u, studmuffin?
  6. #6
    WellHung Black Hole
    folx?
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    IDK I could probably make you feel like a virgin.
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  8. #8
    blaster master victim of incest
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Bradley IDK I could probably make you feel like a virgin.

    touched for the very first time?
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  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    stretched!
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley stretched!

    How bout I stretch ur rectum till the Sun don't shine no more?
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Honestly i don't really like retirement age, chubby white guys. :/ Sorry.
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    if u were a chubby mexican lady of 55 years I'd clean your gutters and rotate your tires but YOU'RE NOT
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Honestly i don't really like retirement age, chubby white guys. :/ Sorry.

    How old do i look? What photo(s) are you basing your opinion from?
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    56 the ones of you in a speedo doing poses and the one of you being a lil stumpy
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    the one of you with your niece and nephew wearing sunglasses made you look younger, but that's because the children and the sunglasses covered up 80% of your face (one of your better photos btw)
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