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  1. can someone come in bltc im bored
  2. tinychat.com/tinybltc
  3. Gontys
  4. Originally posted by mmQ Jk Chootie is alive and well. That pic is her in power beauty sleep mode. She is fine .


    You're a cunt.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    (:
  6. +1 for the originality of that username whoever it is, made me lol
  7. I gotta pay the job centre back £50 on Monday and I ain't got shit so they're probably guna report me to the cops for theft by deception/fraud. Lol.
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    I just got back from filling up my gas tank. $65.64 but bitches be lovin' the Hemi nahhmean?
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop I just got back from filling up my gas tank. $65.64 but bitches be lovin' the Hemi nahhmean?

    No. What do you mean by that?
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  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ No. What do you mean by that?

    They are sexually attracted to the large size of my engine...
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    "Cyclic Psychopathy" and the Evolutionary Theory of Depression

    Asperger's and the Overlap With Psychopathy

    Does the Potential for a Coming Singularity/The Creation of Artificial General Intelligence Throw Ethics Out the Window and Beget a Justifiable Brutal Struggle for Survival to the Endpoint at All Costs?

    So many interesting papers that could be written. Hmm, not like it would make a difference, would really just be a hobby.
  12. Hackers going hard round the world right now ha
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by reject Hackers going hard round the world right now ha

    Not aware SRS. What's going on?
  14. They've knocked off quite a lot of the NHS with ransomware and there's reports quite a few other countries are being affect
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  15. http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-39901382
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by reject http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-39901382

    Damn, nice. I wonder how much they'll make.

    Hell, how do you join these organizations? I'd be willing to suck it up and learn CompSci, even though it would bore the shit out of me and make me feel completely unfulfilled, just to take part in something like this.

    I remember a while there was an article that may have posted here about ransomware attacks like this and some law enforcement head, possibly a member of the FBI, flat out admitted that they usually recommend they just pay them.

    Problem is, attacks like these often require a ton of members, increasing risk, and greatly reducing profits. My ideal would be a one or two man job to maximize profits. Unfortunately, due to physical limitations, there are many things you just can't do as a lone wolf operation.

    Would be pretty nice to travel to a really low crime country where the police are pussies and generally don't even carry guns just to take advantage of them for one big job. I've referred to it as criminal arbitrage before. You also have the advantage of the overwhelming majority of criminals being really low IQ and having a wide variety of other poor traits that leads to them getting caught or just not being very successful, giving you a massive competitive advantage.

    reject, have you ever seen the show Masterminds? It's about the best true crime cases they've found, absolutely brilliant plans with really remarkable people that chose a life of crime.
  17. Originally posted by Malice Sorry about what I said, Lanny. I was wrong. I'm still at serious risk for suicide and probably will be for the rest of my life, unless there's some major breakthrough in science. Good thing I have an appointment tomorrow.

    I don't want to die, but I think I know exactly how Sylvia Plath felt, what was going through her mind, before she committed suicide. I think at this point, if you're intelligent enough, remember enough, and have been paying attention, why I'm going to commit suicide, if I ever do. There's really nothing more to be said on the subject, it would just be repeating things over and over.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-05-10T18:56:22.123082+00:00

    Just stop whining for attention. For almost a decade you have whined on the internet about how fucked up everything/everyone/you/life is/are/was/always willing be. Either go live life and enjoy it or shut up and kill yourself already. Otherwise your just an attention whore.
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump You pansy ass niggers wouldn't know what to do with a fuck hole 1mm from your nose you subhuman virgin bitchcucks.

    I could fuck you all seven times before dinner and still have enough splooge to impregnate your mother and sister.

    Fucking useless retards the lot of you. Am I going to have to come visit each and every one of fucking losers one by one and show you how the fuck to live life?.

    Its easy gonts. Get paid, get laid and get high. I dont know why you all have such a hard time with this.

    I was fucking homeless a year ago and now I'm posting circles around you derpadews, making more money than anyone here.

    None of you. Can ever even come close to my success if you had 10 lifetimes.

    And I'm only 23 and addicted to cough syrup for fucks sakes

    I have a girlfriend too

    You people are so sad its fucking hillareous to me. Thats why I post here every hour because I just can't fucking believe how dumb and fake and rattox you all are.

    I bet you all wish you were me.

    >has gf
    >no sex for 4 years

    jej
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Found a really interesting interview with a neuroscientist who discovered he was a psychopath, although a pro-social one. Far better thab you would expect from Vice. Give some fascinating insights: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/dr-james-fallon-makes-being-a-psychopath-look-like-fun-110

    Radically misrepresented and misunderstood "disorder" (It's really just a part of human variation). Strong psychopathic traits can have immense value to society when channeled properly.
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Just stop whining for attention. For almost a decade you have whined on the internet about how fucked up everything/everyone/you/life is/are/was/always willing be. Either go live life and enjoy it or shut up and kill yourself already. Otherwise your just an attention whore.

    It has not been a decade and almost no one here likes you. I have literally seen you contribute nothing of value. At least I'm still relatively young and have a chance of breaking out of being a loser, but how fucking old are you and why are you still clinging to this community? Almost no one sticks around here unless they aren't that happy in life, have a serious lack of social relations, people they can't relate to, autism spectrum disorders, severe anxiety issues, depression, etc.

    So, it's a serious question. I've accepted why I'm here. Why the fuck are you here when I can't think of a single person that particularly likes you, and if they do they're probably part of the group of members that are the worst posters around, persistently annoying as hell like you, with nothing of intelligence to contribute.

    Tell us the truth. You're a bitter old man whose life didn't turn out the way you wanted it to and you've tried to cling to that dying community for this long because you have no real meaningful relationships in your life.

    At some point you have to decide whether it's really worth continuing to decline into old age when it's never going to get better, you're just going to continually feel physically and emotionally worse, there will be less and less things to do, time will keep seeming to go by faster, novelty will be impossible to find, you obviously won't be able to attract a dream woman, or anything close to a good woman at all, really, and eventually your body is going to begin to fail, you'll be in horrific pain, humiliated and having to be taken care of by strangers, even shitting yourself and needing your ass to be wiped, no one is going to particularly care enough to ever visit you, and even if they rarely, a very few amount of people, do, in the state you're in you won't be able to enjoy it, you won't be the same person and won't want to be seen in that state, have this be your final memory of yourself, and at some point you'll even develop symptoms similar to dementia and alzheimer's, begin to lose every memory of your life, everything important to you, anything you've ever done, the people you've loved and cared for, everyone you've met, everything you've felt and thought, learned and come to believe in the world.

    So when you're facing the inescapability of death that's going to erase every part of you, as if you may as well have never existed, when you finally realize that the life you lived was the real thing, there was never any awakening of the ideal person you thought was inside you, that you could one day become, and that it was all meaningless and for naught, the pure vanity of life.

    You're going to ask yourself: Why the hell did I cling on for so long when it amounted to nothing, my life only became increasingly worse, and I suffered so much, all for what?

    At the end, this very moment, for the rest of your life, you need to ask yourself: Why don't I commit suicide right now?

    Go ahead and brush this off, give a TL;DR or cheesy low brow joke that no one ever finds funny, but on some level you know it's true. And you know what? Regardless of what's going on in my life, my past, the reality is that I'm still in good health, will likely overcome my problems now that I'm making a serious effort and know what I need to do, and I'm going to live. At the end of the day I likely have at least 50 more years on this earth, and that's simply with a modest estimate of a lifespan of 77 years. No health problems, don't drink, smoke, do hard drugs, exercise, won't do anything stupid to get me killed, extremely strict diet I adhere to. Keep in mind that life expectancy is only an average, and all these factors indicate that I should reasonably expect considerably more.

    There are incredible advancements occurring right now, some amazing developments, there will likely be breakthroughs in the future extending lifespan even more and preventing or curing serious diseases, and I get to be at the forefront of it. It's an exciting time to be alive.

    Sorry you're going to miss all of that. I forget, once again, would you mind telling me how much longer you're expected to live? Have you ever been to a doctor and had a discussion about this?

    It doesn't matter what you can type, nothing changes that you're going to die and it's going to feel like it came far sooner than you ever expected, and I won't. Is there anything that can really beat that, or are you going to make me laugh by telling me you'll kill me if we ever meet or are going to put a hit on me?
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