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  1. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Cloning will be the end of humanity probably
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    fornicating with a melanin-rich specimen.
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    SELLING everything so I can get that Khaos 850 slash powder sled. I have to sell ten grand worth of tacoma's, snowmobiles and what ever else I can liquidate so I only have to spend 7 grand of hard earned money to get it
  4. Originally posted by slide22 There are Mes running all over the fucking world right now. Wait till the one overthrows a small country begins.

    Are you the original, or just a cheap knockoff clone?
  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor I’d shoot the tires of a car parked too close to mine.

    there's no punishment too harsh for minor vehicular etiquette infractions
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Snacking and reading the forums 💚
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cracking open an ale in celebration of getting free tickets to go to MY Cowboys vs the Vikings at US Bank stadium next Sunday. Tee hee!! 🤠🥰🐑😊
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Teaching a negro to read.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Having a gran mal seizure
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Emancipating a loyal slave after 20 years of service.
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Spending another Friday night alone trolling the forums
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Putting batteries in my LED light that I completely forgot I had ..

    About to take a candlelit/LED lit bubble bath and smoke some herrrb 💚
  13. Originally posted by CandyRein Putting batteries in my LED light that I completely forgot I had ..

    About to take a candlelit/LED lit bubble bath and smoke some herrrb 💚

    to lighten your skinz ?
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Observing an Eastern Gray Squirrel remain motionless and alert, as it realizes a red-tailed hawk is nearby, scanning for prey.
  15. Originally posted by WellHung Observing an Eastern Gray Squirrel remain motionless and alert, as it realizes a red-tailed hawk is nearby, scanning for prey.

    His ass is probably clenched as well.
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    LOL’n @ Vinny thinking he was gonna spend his Friday night talking to me
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    came home from work stressed as fuck, took abut 4 or 5 dabs and now I feel ok again
  18. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    waiting for my pizza to get out of the oven
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by STER0S waiting for my nigger whore to arrive.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    constructing brickwork.
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