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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    I just discovered I'll be getting an 8.7% increase in my VA benefits starting in January of 2023. It's only about $290 per month. But that along with my annuity puts at over $5000 per month retirement. I can take early Social Security in 2024 and be at $6500 per month for life or wait until 2029 and be at around $7300.

    I don't think I'm going to wait. I mean everything I own is paid for other than the new HVAC system I financed this summer for 15 years at about $138 per month. So I figure I'll probably just take the extra $1500 in 2024 and enjoy the extra money sooner. By the time I'm 69 I'll probably be so bored with earth money won't even be entertaining.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I just discovered I'll be getting an 8.7%



    your not getting any raise.

    thats just compensation for the lost of buying power due to inflation, and actually lower than the rate of inflation in the US.

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    your not getting any raise.

    thats just compensation for the lost of buying power due to inflation, and actually lower than the rate of inflation in the US.



    How much more will you be making next year than you did this year?

    What's that? Nothing? Yeah that's what I thought gooknigger.
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
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    Ghost Black Hole
    imagine retiring off a MONTHLY income instead of a life savings that you draw an "income" expense from

    sheeeesh I mean hey as long as the bills are paid but even 2x having to live in a budget would suck because that means you have no savings worth mentioning, which at your age is not ideal.

    I know old farmers with a million bucks in the bank and they are "broke" but live so simply that they couldn't spend all that if they tried.
    The most expensive things they buy are a $40,000 tractor or a trip to mexico or something and that's another year for them.
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost imagine retiring off a MONTHLY income instead of a life savings that you draw an "income" expense from

    sheeeesh I mean hey as long as the bills are paid but even 2x having to live in a budget would suck because that means you have no savings worth mentioning, which at your age is not ideal.

    I know old farmers with a million bucks in the bank and they are "broke" but live so simply that they couldn't spend all that if they tried.
    The most expensive things they buy are a $40,000 tractor or a trip to mexico or something and that's another year for them.

    My savings is 6 figures.
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    Universal Basic Income is coming, and all your money will worthless. Cashless society, electronic deposits, you will own nothing, and you won't be able to possess any more wealth than the assigned basic allowance. Spend it now, while you still can, because these freaks are coming for everything you have.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Universal Basic Income is coming, and all your money will worthless. Cashless society, electronic deposits, you will own nothing, and you won't be able to possess any more wealth than the assigned basic allowance. Spend it now, while you still can, because these freaks are coming for everything you have.

    They can have it after they take my lead.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker They can have it after they take my lead.

    They're going to be bringing in hundreds of thousands of UN troops to enforce everything. Every street corner will be blocked, and they'll be going door to door armed to the teeth.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They're going to be bringing in hundreds of thousands of UN troops to enforce everything. Every street corner will be blocked, and they'll be going door to door armed to the teeth.

    Then many of them will die before I do.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker My savings is 6 figures.

    including decimal points.

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker My savings is 6 figures.

    can i borrow 20
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Speedy ur such a baller and i hope im half the baller you are when im 90 like you
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Speedy ur such a baller and i hope im half the baller you are when im 90 like you

    You should have seen my action 30 years ago.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Ghost imagine retiring off a MONTHLY income instead of a life savings that you draw an "income" expense from

    sheeeesh I mean hey as long as the bills are paid but even 2x having to live in a budget would suck because that means you have no savings worth mentioning, which at your age is not ideal.

    I know old farmers with a million bucks in the bank and they are "broke" but live so simply that they couldn't spend all that if they tried.
    The most expensive things they buy are a $40,000 tractor or a trip to mexico or something and that's another year for them.

    Says the meth head lol
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I just discovered I'll be getting an 8.7% increase in my VA benefits starting in January of 2023. It's only about $290 per month. But that along with my annuity puts at over $5000 per month retirement. I can take early Social Security in 2024 and be at $6500 per month for life or wait until 2029 and be at around $7300.

    I don't think I'm going to wait. I mean everything I own is paid for other than the new HVAC system I financed this summer for 15 years at about $138 per month. So I figure I'll probably just take the extra $1500 in 2024 and enjoy the extra money sooner. By the time I'm 69 I'll probably be so bored with earth money won't even be entertaining.

    One question tho


    Y in the living fuxk would you ever finance anything?

    I dont care if my credit goes to complete shit because ill never live past my means
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