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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Me? That has nothing to do with this.

    Why do you act like this?
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Projecting.

    He's been trying to at least finger hydro as last resort but even that failed. Now he's gonna claim that he doesn't need sex because he has so much money and maybe another G of Meth in a couple of months.
  3. Seriously even if you had a girl right in front of you that wanted you to fuck her you would be utterly useless. You couldn't get a girl pregnant if you had an entire day and full access to her fuck hole.
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    To his defense. It sometimes takes a little longer to get pregnant than a day.

    Not with my super sperm, of course. You, my son Scrawny, were probably concieved when your mother sat on a crusty toilet seat in a gloryhole booth I jizzed over 3 days earlier. I'm really sorry, your dad should have swalloed you but I was on a seafood diet and my cum was probably pretty nasty. Can't blame him for spitting you out.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. Originally posted by Malice I at least want to hold out long enough to write an extensive paper titled something along the lines of: Why people die by suicide: A personal account of what some experience before choosing death.

    I'm pretty sure most of us here could chip in with personal stories. We should write this book, especially if someone with more of a flair for writing like enhanced my story cos I'm not good at telling stories.

    MmQ or someone as a ghost writer
  6. Pretty sure I got this job, she said something like "you're not on the payroll yet" so it sounds like it. Happy days
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Every time that word is misused a newborn kitten is tortured with a soldering iron.

    Cuckold was correctly used in this instance.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice Sophie, do you still have your guide on the serotonin subreceptors and their basic function? I need it as basic reference for my theory that serotonin is primarily involved in the regulation of social behavior/activity and the downstream effects it causes. Just to refresh my memory.

    Surprised you remember the thread. Unfortunately i lost it , i had a copy saved on an old HDD but it died, i didn't have the chance to copy it out of BLTC when Zoklet shut down. Maybe Panny has it, last i heard he had the entire Zoklet database archived. And yeah, 5-HT, under normal circumstances does influence a number pro-social and sexual behaviors. Serotonin influences a bunch of stuff in the brain and also modulates neurotransmission of other monoamines. But beyond that i don't have any specifics, there actually went a lot of research into the thread when i first posted it sadly i have forgotten most of it as well.
  9. Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Every time that word is misused a newborn kitten is tortured with a soldering iron.

    What cuckhold? I used it correctly. "The word cuckold derives from the cuckoo bird, alluding to its habit of laying its eggs in other birds' nests." Meaning that the other birds will raise the resulting chick as if it was one of their own.
  10. Originally posted by RisiR † To his defense. It sometimes takes a little longer to get pregnant than a day.

    Not with my super sperm, of course. You, my son Scrawny, were probably concieved when your mother sat on a crusty toilet seat in a gloryhole booth I jizzed over 3 days earlier. I'm really sorry, your dad should have swalloed you but I was on a seafood diet and my cum was probably pretty nasty. Can't blame him for spitting you out.

    No ya ur right I knew a couple that wanted a kid they fucked every day and she never got pregnant it took months lol
  11. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump No ya ur right I knew a couple that wanted a kid they fucked every day and she never got pregnant it took months lol

    Women are only fertile for 5-6 days per cycle. Because it's hard to know what day ovulation occurs, it's better to hedge your bets and fuck every other day, which also allows the guy's reservoirs to fill. Also no jerking off.
  12. Originally posted by Malice Discount Whore, I'm not willing to let you fuck me in exchange for fucking our wife, but if you were able to put up with me and we all did a group therapy MDMA session to attempt to cure my autism I would consider at least giving you a handjob, ideally with a glove on (preferably made of thick white silk, or at least satin). I mean, like, finishing you off over your wife.

    Or does just having watch you have sex and jerk off get you off? Are you into cuckoldry or BDSM or anything? Sorry, but it's just the way I was born, I've tried prostate stimulation many times, including with a vibrator, and it just doesn't do anything for me. Shame because I read about it over a decade ago and I'm aware they can give you the most mind blowing orgasms.

    Oh, and you still haven't told me what I did to make your wife laugh.

    Not into cuckoldry. This is why we only have only ever done swapping. No one is ever sitting out, this way its 'fair.' I have had people want to sit out and watch me with the wives but I was never comfortable with it.

    I don't remember exactly what you did but one of your posts made her laugh from the autism. If I could somehow blindfold you I could probably deliver you to my friend who is into cuckholding. You're definitely built enough for that kinda thing. I bet you could advertise on craigslist or something. I know people who have done that and just go around being a bull and fucking other people's girlfriends and wives.

    Prostate stimulation is fucking amazing. It's a shame it doesn't work for you. People who haven't had a prostate orgasm don't know what they're missing.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    You're definitely built enough for that kinda thing. I bet you could advertise on craigslist or something. I know people who have done that and just go around being a bull and fucking other people's girlfriends and wives.

    Not to be a dick but Malice isn't really fit for any of that, lol. The fuck is wrong with you?
  14. I'd let malice fuck me, I feel sorry for the guy (not really) but to never even feel another human. Ive been shoving my dick in other people since pre pubesence. Feels good man.

    You can have you way with me malice and get all that sexual frustration and anger you have and take it out on me. You will feel like a new man afterwards and not crave sex and love for years.

    I have that effect on people. I'm the best lover there is.
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  16. Malice be trying to rationalize sex as if he doesn't whack off. It would feel great on your penis Malice.
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  18. Originally posted by Coathangers Suck -WS Malice be trying to rationalize sex as if he doesn't whack off. It would feel great on your penis Malice.

    tbqfh, sometimes you don't want to deal with the hassle of sex but still want to nut. I'm sure this is what he uses to rationalize never having sex. Nobody knows what feels good to you better than yourself.
  19. Originally posted by 1337 What cuckhold? I used it correctly. "The word cuckold derives from the cuckoo bird, alluding to its habit of laying its eggs in other birds' nests." Meaning that the other birds will raise the resulting chick as if it was one of their own.

    That's the origin of the word, but not the definition.

    The definition of cuckold is simply "a man whose wife is unfaithful" or "a man who is unwittingly raising another man's child"
  20. Originally posted by Kolokol-1 That's the history of the word, but not the definition.

    The definition of cuckold is simply "a man whose wife is unfaithful"

    I see it like the new definition of literally is figuratively, or how people use peruse to mean a quick glance or once over. Decimate means to reduce by 1/10. People are dumb, let's not give the benefit of the doubt to the lowest common denominator.

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