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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley kinda got a rough estimation of one of three places I want to go, unfortunately i'm running a bit low on cash in my checking account, I think scheduling something a week out, not really saying anything to anyone, making my friend im staying with's house as clean as possible, pantry filled, 100$ gas card, and just dip out on a good wednedsday 5 days from now.

    Unfortunately I have no idea where I'd go, so I'm kinda tossin it up there between Illegally entering canada & Boulder Colorado, or i might just say fuck it and go bakc to where i used to live in miami.
    hmmm

    You should try Phoenix. It has all the socialist democrats that provide your food and housing.
  2. Originally posted by Bradley kinda got a rough estimation of one of three places I want to go, unfortunately i'm running a bit low on cash in my checking account, I think scheduling something a week out, not really saying anything to anyone, making my friend im staying with's house as clean as possible, pantry filled, 100$ gas card, and just dip out on a good wednedsday 5 days from now.

    Unfortunately I have no idea where I'd go, so I'm kinda tossin it up there between Illegally entering canada & Boulder Colorado, or i might just say fuck it and go bakc to where i used to live in miami.
    hmmm

    Come live in LA. You can set up a tent in a super nice part of town and no one can make you leave because its your civil rights to shit in the street and do meth in a tent. Youll get 189 a month in food stamps and 200 cash aid and if you tell them youre a faggot and indigenous theyll probably give you a grant to buy clothes and put you through college.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked its your civil rights to shit in the street

    INDIA SUPERPOWER 2020
  4. Originally posted by Bradley kinda got a rough estimation of one of three places I want to go, unfortunately i'm running a bit low on cash in my checking account, I think scheduling something a week out, not really saying anything to anyone, making my friend im staying with's house as clean as possible, pantry filled, 100$ gas card, and just dip out on a good wednedsday 5 days from now.

    Unfortunately I have no idea where I'd go, so I'm kinda tossin it up there between Illegally entering canada & Boulder Colorado, or i might just say fuck it and go bakc to where i used to live in miami.
    hmmm

    It's Commie Canada now. Don't bother, unless you want to end up in a communist gulag.
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    leg pressing 640 pounds.
  6. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley But I slept in the living room none the less, dude if i become these kids step brad that would be kinda cool.

    you'd make a good dad bradley. you can name one of them junior and teach him how to fish.
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    mentoring an underling.
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Come live in LA. You can set up a tent in a super nice part of town and no one can make you leave because its your civil rights to shit in the street and do meth in a tent. Youll get 189 a month in food stamps and 200 cash aid and if you tell them youre a faggot and indigenous theyll probably give you a grant to buy clothes and put you through college.

    Sounds like a sweet deal maybe I'll do that. I actually saw people sleeping on the beach even at Newport pier and I was thinking it might be nice to live out of a converted van there. Less ugly than LA, still feasible to be a digital nomad there aka homeless.
  9. You have to physically demonstrate you're gay to qualify for the aid money, though.
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You have to physically demonstrate you're gay to qualify for the aid money, though.

    Easy peasy and I'm indigenous
  11. Originally posted by Incessant Easy peasy and I'm indigenous

    Wear lip gloss when you apply.
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wear lip gloss when you apply.

    I wear lip gloss most days
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Incessant I wear lip gloss most days

    Does it help keep the flies away from your breath?
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Does it help keep the flies away from your breath?

    Wow you know me so well that's exactly why. What do you to keep the flies from flying up and into your nose vagina?
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Incessant Wow you know me so well that's exactly why. What do you to keep the flies from flying up and into your nose vagina?

    Thanks, I know I've hit a nerve and turned a person all emotional when all they can muster is, "Oh yeah? Well your nose".

  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Thanks, I know I've hit a nerve and turned a person all emotional when all they can muster is, "Oh yeah? Well your nose".


    Not at all I'm just very immature I'll always go for the nose. I'm also lazy.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Incessant Not at all I'm just very immature I'll always go for the nose. I'm also lazy.

    Sure ya do rabbit, sure ya do...

  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    relaxin after helping an old man go get a stove then I was given 60 2x4's so I had to go back to get them after movin the stove and then I went down to the gettin place and they gave me 40 pallets so I could stack my fire wood up off the ground then I came home and fired up the tractor andcleared the old wood chips and crap out of the stackin area so I could setup the pallets now I'm sweaty and tired and Ima smoke out
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    riding with The Pagans
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    God see's what you post
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