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Would it suck to live in rural america?

  1. #41
    Bradley Black Hole
    we do.
  2. #42
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    I've worked and or lived in New York City, a small town of 350 people called Hot Springs in Montana and towns of every size in between. For my money you can keep the concrete toilets I'll take dirt, plants, and animals.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Motorcycles are much better in the country than in stop and go city traffic.

    only when your motorcycle is a cheap, entry-level shit that only comand jeers and laughters at the traffic lights.
  4. #44
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Motorcycles are much better in the country than in stop and go city traffic.

    Agree. Only thing about the country is fuckin animals. I smoked a turkey a couple yrs back racing a friend on my R6 and almost hit a few deer
  5. #45
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Try living in a city and have dear and turkeys run out in front of you or hike on trails and rattle snakes slither out. You don't have to live in the country to nearly run into them. There was a mountain lion running around redwood city yesterday and now we're getting brown bears in San Mateo County

    Shitloads of coyote
  6. #46
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by cigreting Agree. Only thing about the country is fuckin animals. I smoked a turkey a couple yrs back racing a friend on my R6 and almost hit a few deer

    It's still safer than uninsured motorists talking on their cell phones.
  7. #47
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's still safer than uninsured motorists talking on their cell phones.

    Id say you have a 50/50 shot at either, depending on the percent of niggers in said city
  8. #48
    Originally posted by slide22 Try living in a city and have dear and turkeys run out in front of you or hike on trails and rattle snakes slither out. You don't have to live in the country to nearly run into them. There was a mountain lion running around redwood city yesterday and now we're getting brown bears in San Mateo County

    Shitloads of coyote

    Here in Houston we have feral niggas wandering around on the road and homeless folk which window squeegees dodging between traffic ...they do far more damage to your vehicle when you mow them down vs what a turkey does...and are far more numerous too.
  9. #49
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here in Houston we have feral niggas wandering around on the road and homeless folk which window squeegees dodging between traffic …they do far more damage to your vehicle when you mow them down vs what a turkey does…and are far more numerous too.

    minus the black reference, it happens here with all races. A crazy white hippy lives around here and always screams at traffic at the light when trying to get on or off the freeway. they sit at the end of the offramps (Im sure there too) and hold up a sign. it's a bad place to do it. but sometimes I offer a bottle water or bring extra bananas and water to hand them. No money (I used to hand a buck but fuck that)

    anyways, yeah. sometimes its comic relief in the morning and sometimes it's really fucking annoying. the spitting on your windshield and oily rag is what they do if you don't hand them a buck first and say Naw bro, I'm good here.

    I had an Indian woman (Im pretty sure she was from India) with a sign and I tried to ignore her in Oakland at an offramp and she started pounding on my driver's window and said "LOOK AT ME.. LOOK AT ME" i laughed and that pissed her off that much more and she took her cardboard sign and smacked my window and thankful the light turned green.

    "LOOOK AT ME" like it was my job. and honestly, I gave her 3 bottles of water like 2 weeks earlier because she had two small kids with her. She was dressed nicely too.
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