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  1. #21
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Wine wit a girl almost always means seks.

    wat abot wine wiv men
  2. #22
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting wat abot wine wiv men

    Only gheys drink wine, so rampant butt-seks will ensue.
  3. #23
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Only gheys drink wine, so rampant butt-seks will ensue.

    dont get bradley excited
  4. #24
    Bradley Black Hole
    Im always happy to be involved.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Only gheys drink wine, so rampant butt-seks will ensue.

    I used to think that before I discovered Walmarts boxed wines for $14...back in my drinking days of course. That's a good deal to get sozzled on $14 of beer wont do shit, $14 of boxed wine will result in loss of motor skills.

    Edit: Now $16.xx



    that's like 3 mega pints as me old mucker Johnny Depp likes to say
  6. #26
    Soooo... you're a homo??
  7. #27
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Soooo… you're a homo??

    Well I don't drink at all anymore so no.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Soooo… you're a homo??

    Homos drink American domestic shit...4% piss water.
  9. #29
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Jaggleboo prayed the ghey away 🙏
  10. #30
    HEALED!

  11. #31
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well I don't drink at all anymore so no.

    You were a homo??
  12. #32
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You were a homo??

    No, as already explained Homo is weak American domestic beer lovers, not boxed wine lovers.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, as already explained Homo is weak American domestic beer lovers, not boxed wine lovers.

    only if you drink them with a beer glass or straight from the bottle
  14. #34
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I used to think that before I discovered Walmarts boxed wines for $14…back in my drinking days of course. That's a good deal to get sozzled on $14 of beer wont do shit, $14 of boxed wine will result in loss of motor skills.

    Edit: Now $16.xx



    that's like 3 mega pints as me old mucker Johnny Depp likes to say

    Box wine is actually pretty good. apparently, it doesn't turn (go vinegar) as fast as in a bottle. the downside is you have to let the glass breathe since it's kind of vacu sealed in a foil bag in the carton itself. so every time you pour a glass you have to let it sit for 5 minutes so it's not so vapory though some people like that. also blowing a cigar smoke into wine or brandy will remove the vapors.

    Used to be considered tacky but now it's come a long way in acceptance and many wineries are doing it now
  15. #35
    Bradley Black Hole
    i drink it straight out of the box, my favorite is summerblush.
  16. #36
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Cab is one of the best wines. if you get a good year. living near wine country isn't a benefit. actually they try and gouge you because they think you're a fucking tourist when you go up there.

    just hit the fancy small wine dealers in the bay area and you can find some good deals. especially on unknown micro winery brands trying to take off. More than half are a pleasant surprize.

    we used to red red wine in the 80s. that song started a few year trend but I used to get so fucking ill on wine hangovers on the cheap wines. something to do with nitrates or some shit which speed up the cheaper wine maturity

    so instead of 2 years its like 16 months or some shit before they're ready to sell and taste Ok until you wake up the next day and regurgitate that shit

    Beers do it too but you piss it out fast so you don't have as much of a hangover if you drink fluids like Gatorade before bedtime.

    and leave it by your nightstand. and take a few ibuprofens. you'll wake up OK. then drink a half gallon of OJ and get a quick Re-Drunk effect for half an hour and then pass out on the fucking couch.

    OMG my drinking days were hardcore in the day.
  17. #37
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Bradley Same. I mean I"ve pressured people into having sex with me, ya, but like that was all mental manipulation more so than holding someone down and fucking them

    if you pressure teenagers over the age of consent but under 18 in europe is that legal?
  18. #38
    Bradley Black Hole
    Not sure, I don't pressure anyone into sex.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Wariat if you pressure teenagers over the age of consent but under 18 in europe is that legal?

    What's the Lad's name?
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