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  1. #21
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny saying black coffee is redundant. coffees are already black, unless milk or semen are added to it which makes it white, which then you can call it white coffee, just say plain coffee.

    also 'light' anything is faggotry, ciggarettes included. light ciggarettes are specifically made for men who want to suck dicks right after smoking and dont want to lingering ciggarette smell to intefere with the taste of penises in their mouth,

    OP needs to reevaluate his taste as 1/3 of what he enjoys is ghey.

    Indeed. Light cigarettes and light beer=👎👎
  2. #22
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung Indeed. Light cigarettes and light beer=👎👎

    My friends drink stuff like Miller and Bud light, there's a reason they call it piss water, I'd rather be sober than drink that
  3. #23
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I do enjoy light roast coffee sometimes, but it actually has more caffeine in it so it's not like a pussified version. Just taste/style
  4. #24
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lookmup hd remake of original zelda on emulation. they did some weird ai remake thing of it but i wasnt sble to find where to download the patch.
  5. #25
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny saying black coffee is redundant. coffees are already black, unless milk or semen are added to it which makes it white, which then you can call it white coffee, just say plain coffee.

    also 'light' anything is faggotry, ciggarettes included. light ciggarettes are specifically made for men who want to suck dicks right after smoking and dont want to lingering ciggarette smell to intefere with the taste of penises in their mouth,

    OP needs to reevaluate his taste as 1/3 of what he enjoys is ghey.

    Leave it to you to make a connection between cigarettes and cock.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I do enjoy light roast coffee sometimes, but it actually has more caffeine in it so it's not like a pussified version. Just taste/style

    ja but straight men have no need or desire for coffees that taste special or exotic.

    keep drinking that light roast and then one day you'll suddenly find yourself craving for the sensation of penises in your anus and tge taste of semen-feces emulsions in your mouth.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Leave it to you to make a connection between cigarettes and cock.

    thanks
  8. #28
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What's with you always telling other how to live when you can't even get wood?


    Out of Context. it's funny but that quote is missing a lot of other words attached to it.
  9. #29
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 Out of Context. it's funny but that quote is missing a lot of other words attached to it.

  10. #30
    that must have been one ugly chick
  11. #31
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    I see you're stuck on stupid mode. so no need to repeat what I said.
  12. #32
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 I see you're stuck on stupid mode. so no need to repeat what I said.

  13. #33
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ja but straight men have no need or desire for coffees that taste special or exotic.

    keep drinking that light roast and then one day you'll suddenly find yourself craving for the sensation of penises in your anus and tge taste of semen-feces emulsions in your mouth.

    I'll fuck ur gay hole right now, bend over
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #34
    blaster master victim of incest
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by blaster master

    having a little bit of a toke and some black coffee right now just chilling out to this song. about to pop a couple more kratos an get back into the zelda lifestyle once my focus is back up. got a quart of beer, some bread and some cheese for later.

    love tom waits' vibe, he's a bad motherfucker.

    I was 15 when I first heard of Tom Waits.

    It was right here. I was at the record store at the mall the next day to buy 3 of his albums.

  16. #36
    how many men did you sold yourself to to buy thet 3 albums.
  17. #37
    Bradley Florida Man
    i can't believe wozny told us he can't get a boner no matter how much viagra he takes

    *Tokes*
  18. #38
    blaster master victim of incest
  19. #39
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
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    blaster master victim of incest
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