EE-LON Musk takes over Tweeter

1. 2022-10-28 at 9:56 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   Is making fun of someone's physical appearance really "comedy"?
   
   Disgusting.
2. 2022-10-28 at 10:07 PM UTC

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   slide22 African Astronaut
   Rahul is the name of a character in one of my short stories.
   
   I'll probably get blamed that I name him after this guy but why would I since it's a common name? because im making it known here and now that I originally wrote it some 3-4 years ago.
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   • Sudo
3. 2022-10-28 at 10:10 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   I prostrate myself before the superior troll.
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   • Sudo, 
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4. 2022-10-28 at 10:12 PM UTC

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   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   
   I prostrate myself before the superior troll.

   
   
   are you on the floor, spread out like a muslim on a prayer rug?
5. 2022-10-28 at 10:16 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by slide22 are you on the floor, spread out like a muslim on a prayer rug?

   
   Sadly no. I just heard. I used to work in the proactive community alertness team in Twitter in Dublin, I just found out our whole team is included in those which have been laid off. Purely coincidental to Elon the African Musk taking over. Purely a cost management exercise based on dodgy "performance metrics". If anyone has a job please DM.
6. 2022-10-28 at 10:41 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   
   I prostrate myself before the superior troll.

   
   Johnson looks utterly deflated. Hopefully Ligma can swallow this defeat and move on.
7. 2022-10-28 at 10:46 PM UTC

   #7
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Both dudes look like, 'welp, my hero just fired me from my dream job, life sure is great'
8. 2022-10-28 at 10:50 PM UTC

   #8
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Lol y is he holding a book by michelle 'im def not a man' obama?
9. 2022-10-28 at 10:51 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't think it's anyone's fault, I just think it's sad that there is no place in twitter for dedicated men such as ligma johnsson.
10. 2022-10-28 at 10:53 PM UTC

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    in da crawlspace - number sleven Houston

    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol y is he holding a book by michelle 'im def not a man' obama?

    
    a reporter probably asked if he would show some of his belongings that he packed out, hoping it would be something lulzy like that for the story
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11. 2022-10-28 at 10:55 PM UTC

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    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Sadly no. I just heard. I used to work in the proactive community alertness team in Twitter in Dublin, I just found out our whole team is included in those which have been laid off. Purely coincidental to Elon the African Musk taking over. Purely a cost management exercise based on dodgy "performance metrics". If anyone has a job please DM.

    
    Hes like a Dutch guy from South Africa isn't he?
12. 2022-10-28 at 10:58 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by slide22 Hes like a Dutch guy from South Africa isn't he?

    
    The jedi I used to work with who hates Irish people is from Morocco, Elon Musk is from South Africa.
13. 2022-10-28 at 10:59 PM UTC

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    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RIPtotse Both dudes look like, 'welp, my hero just fired me from my dream job, life sure is great'

    
    Im pretty sure they got a sweet ass package deal. at least 6 months pay and profit sharing payout if they chose to take it
    
    and I'm sure as mentioned, Facebook will hire many of these people. which could be dangerous for Elon because it means Facebook employees might have some source code info? just saying. Don't be shocked if suddenly the ap is shut down by hackers with a well known understanding of how to do so.
    
    
    I think Elon needs to do some serious proactive changes and a new proprietary systems change.
14. 2022-10-28 at 11:08 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol
15. 2022-10-28 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
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16. 2022-10-28 at 11:28 PM UTC

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    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump The jedi I used to work with who hates Irish people is from Morocco, Elon Musk is from South Africa.

    
    Break his fucking legs then throw him off of a bridge (no don't do that.. just sounded funny)
17. 2022-10-28 at 11:39 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by slide22 Break his fucking legs then throw him off of a bridge (no don't do that.. just sounded funny)

    
    I would love to break Elon Musk's legs.
18. 2022-10-28 at 11:44 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I don't think it's anyone's fault, I just think it's sad that there is no place in twitter for dedicated men such as ligma johnsson.

    
    dedicated evil has no place in kingdom of heaven
19. 2022-10-28 at 11:47 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dedicated evil has no place in kingdom of heaven

    
    Are you willing to take over the massive boots vacated by Ligma Johnson?
20. 2022-10-28 at 11:55 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Are you willing to take over the massive boots vacated by Ligma Johnson?

    
    he probably wears flip flops