When I was in 5th grade, the rumors about the middle school we were going to next year told us that there was a girl who got dragged into and raped in the bathroom and that someone was tossed into a burning bush and died burning to death within it. Neither of these ever actually happened.
I was also lead to believe that middle school was gonna be just like the movie Dangerous Minds lol
Say what you want about Nickelback but for real this might be one of the top 3 worst songs of all time in the history of unintentionally shitty songs and while I understand how there are brains out there that somehow enjoy this shit, I'm glad mine doesn't.
There are a lot of things I wish I could enjoy, like vegetables and liver and Carlos Mensia and making small talk, but if I could choose to be able to enjoy this song I would continue with not enjoying it.
Say what you want about Nickelback but for real this might be one of the top 3 worst songs of all time in the history of unintentionally shitty songs and while I understand how there are brains out there that somehow enjoy this shit, I'm glad mine doesn't.
There are a lot of things I wish I could enjoy, like vegetables and liver and Carlos Mensia and making small talk, but if I could choose to be able to enjoy this song I would continue with not enjoying it.
I know what I mean
Fuck Carlos mencia. Steals all his material from other comics
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Fuck Carlos mencia. Steals all his material from other comics
Yee I'm familiar with all that and I find nothing about the guy to be funny which is why I WANT to be able to like him, like how a retard can be happy about anything.
I think my life would genuinely be better if I was easily amused enough to find Carlos Mencia (my deepest darkest apologies for spelling it incorrectly the first time) enjoyable.
Originally posted by mmQ
Yee I'm familiar with all that and I find nothing about the guy to be funny which is why I WANT to be able to like him, like how a retard can be happy about anything.
I think my life would genuinely be better if I was easily amused enough to find Carlos Mencia (my deepest darkest apologies for spelling it incorrectly the first time) enjoyable.
Ignorance is bliss for sure. I wish I was dumber and more docile, it would be less stressful
Originally posted by mmQ
There are a lot of things I wish I could enjoy, like vegetables and liver and Carlos Mensia and making small talk, but if I could choose to be able to enjoy this song I would continue with not enjoying it.
I know what I mean
I know what you mean. You're a good man mmQ. Or a good wooMan, whatever the fuck you are, you're alright.
I was deceived by jedis who make movies about frat boys and the expectations the j'ews foisted upon my gullible childish 13 year old self were portrayed by 30 year old men reading from a carefully crafted script.
turned out, life's nothing like that. the j'ews lied to me.
