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I'm in da jobcentre

  1. #1
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Hopefully I can get an advance of these guys ks off about 450 or someshit and I might go off grid in a tent or something, maybe just live off squirrels I catch and then when I run out off money opt out
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    Instigator Space Nigga
    Brum brum
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    Instigator Space Nigga
    Got a full house anyways autistic dude to the right off me and then a massive fat cut and then a slag looking bird who I'd let pet piss on me
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    pics pls sounds hawt
  5. #5
    Oh they still have the job center? I thought they closed them down and "changed" them into something else...job seeker plus or something??

    Is it still the same setup I remember, 1/2 a dozen cards hung up on the stands offering shitty jobs for shitty pay and when you take the card to the desk they say "Oh that job's already gone".
  6. #6
    This is how I remember it

  7. #7
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Instigator Hopefully I can get an advance of these guys ks off about 450 or someshit and I might go off grid in a tent or something, maybe just live off squirrels I catch and then when I run out off money opt out

    I like your style

    If it doesn't work out just get a helium canister from Party City
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    lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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  9. #9
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by lockedin do a mass shooting

    I told my therapist that I empathize with mass shooters and he was like "hmm yeah that makes sense"
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Maybe just get a job and work and make money and buy things its pretty cool. Im eeven doing this other weird thing where you go to this place thats full of funny looking people dressed funny and one of them stands in front of some of them while the some of them sit there and listen and the guy standing up talks about shit and u have to like remember what he says cuz dey giv u a paper wif words on it and u hav to write letters on it but in the right order or u wont pass and if u dont pass everyone makes fun of you and you have to work at wacarnolds forever. I think they said it was called skewl or something its pretty lit
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    suck a dick get a free bed
  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    How does squerill meat taste? Star trek?
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    Its not the worst idea, oppe. You could sell squirrels roadside for two dollars ( oire, GBP ,for you red-coats ) that's the GOING RATE these here days

  14. #14
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    u shud ask them if u can have their job
  15. #15
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Quit your job and masturbate on camera for gay men
  16. #16
    Octavian. Houston
    Originally posted by Wariat How does squerill meat taste? Star trek?

    Such a retard.
  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat How does squerill meat taste? Star trek?

    Seroquel meat?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    throw open the institution gates and hunt the former residents
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    HADAMAR HUNTING GROUNDS
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ...this place might as well be Hadamar. there's no real distinction between the inmates and the administrators
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