I'm in da jobcentre

1. 2022-10-20 at 7:21 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Ghost Black Hole
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2. 2022-10-20 at 11:12 AM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga
   It took me fucking ages to get home last night I was all high having introspective thoughts and thinking I was in the matrix took me four hours to drink 4 cans of cider and then I walked an extra hour down the wrong section of the canal
   
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3. 2022-10-20 at 11:15 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Instigator Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh they still have the job center? I thought they closed them down and "changed" them into something else…job seeker plus or something??
   
   Is it still the same setup I remember, 1/2 a dozen cards hung up on the stands offering shitty jobs for shitty pay and when you take the card to the desk they say "Oh that job's already gone".

   
   No it's nothing like that anymore, it's all done online and cloak and dagger appointments, basically you don't fill in any paperwork.
   
   The staf in the jobcentre still do take the piss out of face to face...the smug bustards
   
   I got a 330 pound advance anyways so I should be saving but I'm just going to go the wetherspoons
4. 2022-10-20 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   What are wetherspoons? I'm trying to get a job in the United States
5. 2022-10-20 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Instigator Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Bradley What are wetherspoons? I'm trying to get a job in the United States

   
   It's a chain brand pub known for cheap alcohol and microwaved food.
6. 2022-10-20 at 9:04 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Get a burger n a pint for about 7 quid
   
   Some right slags in spoons too
7. 2022-10-21 at 3:09 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Yates's wine lodge used to be the place to go for slags and beef sandwiches with horseradish sauce.
8. 2022-10-21 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Bradley Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yates's wine lodge used to be the place to go for slags and beef sandwiches with horseradish sauce.

   
   here its arbys
9. 2022-10-21 at 5:25 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Instigator Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Grylls Get a burger n a pint for about 7 quid
   
   Some right slags in spoons too

10. 2022-10-21 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #30
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This is how I remember it
    
    

    
    the girl with the dark hair and scrapeback was in the british version of The Office, the one who fucked finchy i think. even her hair was more or less the same, talk about typecast lol
    
    are all your memories this bleak?
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