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Aww shit can't smoke weed for awhile.

  1. #21
    im as clean as a whistle theres not a hair out of place on my body

  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven im as clean as a whistle theres not a hair out of place on my body


    You ruined it
  3. #23
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by blaster master Yeah or like crawlspace said, he'll mail you a cup of his pee pee because he's kinky like that if you pay to overnight it.

    inb4 you paypal him $50 and he fedexes you a turd
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  4. #24
    Originally posted by aldra inb4 you paypal him $50 and he fedexes you a turd


    😭😭😭

    you gonna come sip sizzurp with us on vijeo here soon?
  5. #25
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I have the job I just have to take a piss test on Monday.

  6. #26
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Actually I don't really give a shit.
  7. #27
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    take as many drugs as possible and then insist they fucked up the test
  8. #28
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I have the job I just have to take a piss test on Monday.


    Just tell them your were force fed a brownie.
  9. #29
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    If you're really in a jam you could try telling them you use legal delta 8 but they probably wouldn't go for it.

    I'm telling you, Quick Fix synthetic urine really works. A lot of people use it. Better than trying that dumb Certo gelatin method or guzzling water and vitamin B for a diluted sample.

    Any companies who care about weed while alcohol is legal are retarded. What's stopping some dude from getting wasted and fucking up at work? You could be a weekend only smoker or someone who puffs a few to help sleep at night and to them it means you're doing dabs all fucking day and are too retarded to be productive.

    Fuck society. We need a new uncle Ted.
  10. #30
    Just walk into the drug test smoking a joint and then say sorry.
  11. #31
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    It was a saliva test.
    Went this morning..
  12. #32
    Did you get your apron and home Depot 5-gal yet
  13. #33
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster If you're really in a jam you could try telling them you use legal delta 8 but they probably wouldn't go for it.

    I'm telling you, Quick Fix synthetic urine really works. A lot of people use it. Better than trying that dumb Certo gelatin method or guzzling water and vitamin B for a diluted sample.

    Any companies who care about weed while alcohol is legal are retarded. What's stopping some dude from getting wasted and fucking up at work? You could be a weekend only smoker or someone who puffs a few to help sleep at night and to them it means you're doing dabs all fucking day and are too retarded to be productive.

    Fuck society. We need a new uncle Ted.

    I think I used that quick fix for my drug test. It was around $80 or $90 bucks
  14. #34
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4

    Of all the places someone should get kicked out of for getting high should be Home Depot because you're liable to walk through a blocked-off gate they do on isles while using a forklift and get run over by the fucking thing or try to pull from the middle of a pallet because No Commonsense Weed Brain tells you don't and it comes crashing down on someone.

    I can only imagine he got everyone fired. he should have at least blurred their faces and mylars out.
  15. #35
    slide22 African Astronaut
    added

    they probably thought it was medication weed and it would be a civil matter to tell them NO?

    imagine if the hippies could time travel and see us now
  16. #36
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    slave life
  17. #37
    The New World Order wants everyone to be able to do whatever drugs they like wherever and whenever they like. It's part of their depopulation/class warfare/divide and conquer agenda. Destroy the countries from within, by any means possible.
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  18. #38
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The New World Order wants everyone to be able to do whatever drugs they like wherever and whenever they like. It's part of their depopulation/class warfare/divide and conquer agenda. Destroy the countries from within, by any means possible.



    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The New World Order wants everyone to be able to do whatever drugs they like wherever and whenever they like. It's part of their depopulation/class warfare/divide and conquer agenda. Destroy the countries from within, by any means possible.

    No it's the LIbtard far left like the Clintons who have budded up with China and China wants the USA to be high af on drugs so it has less combatives to deal with, when they invade us in 2025
  19. #39
    Originally posted by slide22 No it's the LIbtard far left like the Clintons who have budded up with China and China wants the USA to be high af on drugs so it has less combatives to deal with, when they invade us in 2025

    This is much, much bigger than just China. It's even bigger than the smart people could even imagine, with aliens and everything.
  20. #40
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Aliens have already taken over the bodies of people with no Souls.

    I think there was a silly 80s film that became a cult classic but I can't remember the name of it. this thing was like a tapeworm entering peoples bodies then jumping to the next as too not be found. only one guy had the ability to sense which bodies he jumped too. but then again, perhaps thats just a silly Sci Fi or perhaps it's predictive programming to condition people to think it's just silly sci-fi.
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