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World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    1. Obbe is dumb and repeating what the lying media is saying because he believes it and thinks it a big deal and they aren't lying, which would be good intentioned

    2. Obbe is dumb and repeating what the lying media is saying because he believes it but doesn't understand how it's actually a hoax perpetrated by the powers that be

    3. Obbe isn't dumb and is repeating what the lying media is saying is because he knows it bothers people who enjoy bothering other people

    4. Obbe isn't dumb and is repeating what the lying media is saying because maybe the media isn't lying

    5. You are all in cahoots to try and find a guy like me to try and deconstruct this who you're powerteam trolling together

    which is it???

    There are more options of course
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven mmmmmOptions

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMOm is making spaghetti!!!
  4. Originally posted by mmQ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMOm is making spaghetti!!!

    mmmmmmmmm
  5. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Hoping for the best and preparing for the worst-case is not fear, it's pragmatism.

    living in fear is called pragmatism

    got it
  6. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Life is like a good long motorcycle ride skippy. It's not about the destination It's about the journey. By preparing for the worst you can ensure the most enjoyable ride possible.

    your just a weekend motorcyclist.

    you have no idea what its like to live motorcycle, eat motorcycle, breathe motorcycle and shit motorcycle.
  7. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Arrest

    factualized
  8. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Even more crab deaths:

    Zanzibar swimming crabs deaths being investigated

    Reports indicate climate change leading to an abrupt change in the temperature of the sea might be to blame.

    "Some living things like the swimming crabs cannot resist sudden changes in the sea, and they die and wash ashore,"
  9. Originally posted by Obbe Even more crab deaths:

    Zanzibar swimming crabs deaths being investigated

    Could be Santa Claus, too. He just might be to blame.
  10. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Could be Santa Claus, too. He just might be to blame.

    Alaska snow crab season canceled as officials investigate disappearance of an estimated 1 billion crabs

    An estimated one billion crabs have mysteriously disappeared in two years, state officials said. It marks a 90% drop in their population.

    "Environmental conditions are changing rapidly," Daly said. "We've seen warm conditions in the Bering Sea the last couple of years, and we're seeing a response in a cold adapted species, so it's pretty obvious this is connected. It is a canary in a coal mine for other species that need cold water."
  11. Originally posted by Obbe Alaska snow crab season canceled as officials investigate disappearance of an estimated 1 billion crabs

    Translation: We don't have a clue what happened to the crabs, but that won't stop us from pretending we do, while making wild and completely baseless political conclusions.
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  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    Larry David is 1/3rd Native American. that's a lot of percentage for someone going around espousing he's a jedi!
  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker [video]htt
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    He's didn't give credit to Bill Murray at 8:24. Also is this an elaborate infomercial for My Patriot Supply or just an endorsement because the star rating on MPS products is 3.2 which isn't really bad but people said it tastes pretty bad. and it's like 13 dollars a meal. That's pretty expensive for freeze-dried food. and one more thing. it's not a 40-year shelf life or even a 10. it's 3 years. you can just buy shelf products and make your own food that lasts the same amount of time for like 1/4th the cost. so try stocking up on oatmeal and flour and freeze-dried eggs and evaporated milk and freeze-dried fruit, etc etc and just mix all that shit on your own. it's good for camping but outside of that it's an overpriced way to stock your shelves unless you're wealthy enough to do so.
  15. Originally posted by slide22

    They actually think we work for them.

    By the way, your closing img tag is incorrect.
  16. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    100% of scientists agree that man made climate change is a thing




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  17. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Obbe Alaska snow crab season canceled as officials investigate disappearance of an estimated 1 billion crabs

    I see the great barrier reef is thriving this year

    lol


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  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They actually think we work for them.

    By the way, your closing img tag is incorrect.

    It's working isn't it?


    Hey, Did you ever see the Alex Lifeson film (not his film but the one he was in when he was 17 as his actual Polish name as his stage name)

    its a documentary called "Come on Children"

    I'v seen the scene many times over the year of his Mom and Polish Dad talking to him about why he won't go back to school instead of wanting to be a musician. then they finally accept it..

    but we were sitting around watching it from the start on Youtube. it was pretty interesting. Some dude shooting heroin and one of his friends were clearly influenced by Bob Dylan and the mother of his Son born in 1970 all methed out.

    The Documentary was filmed from 1969-1971 but wasn't released until 1973 it says. so they're really young at the start of it.

    Life was crazy hard for young dropouts back then. unlike today where they can just play with their fucking phones or tablets on free wifi living in their shitty street tents

    anyways watch the movie. Canada has got a lot of drug using young punks and Alex Lifeston was clearly one of them.

    heres the movie if anyone wants to watch it. it's pretty chill if you want to smoke buds and have a beer and tune in if you have 90 minutes to kill

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  19. Originally posted by slide22 It's working isn't it?

    Not fully. because when you fucked up your img closing tag, you inadvertently also made your comment invisible.
  20. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Not fully. because when you fucked up your img closing tag, you inadvertently also made your comment invisible.

    fixed

    did you watch that "Come On Children" documentary
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