2022-10-17 at 10:10 AM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Wondering how I can lie my way out of getting an alcohol tagged fitted by probation today
F×ck my life with a sheared rebar pole
2022-10-17 at 10:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
alcohol tag?
I had to look this up, the wonders of the shittish empire:
March 31, 2021 - Probation officers will be alerted if the sobriety tags detect alcohol in the sweat and the offender could then face fines or other sentences in court. The tags can tell the difference between drinks and other alcohol, such as hand sanitiser or perfume, and they can also tell if someone tries
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2022-10-17 at 10:28 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
lol, I guess that means you're drinking hand sanitiser
2022-10-17 at 10:28 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
is this court-mandated rehab or something?
2022-10-17 at 10:43 AM UTC
I’m on the motorway and right in front of us this van does a 360 it looked like the driver was passed out. I thought it was the end but it stopped.
2022-10-17 at 10:43 AM UTC
The bumper was on the road so maybe there will be a crash
2022-10-17 at 10:53 AM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
No it's just part of my license conditions
I think I've messed my throat up from drinking hand sanitizer
Idk what to do for my last night here
2022-10-17 at 2:28 PM UTC
how Difficult it has become to obtain conventional motor oil.
2022-10-17 at 4:35 PM UTC
kanye west is what elon musk would have been if he was a chinky knock-off bought off amazon
that's you kanye and u no it
