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not eating on tek destroyed my gut microflora

  1. #21
    Ghost Black Hole
    have you tried eating the meth?
  2. #22
    Ghost Black Hole
    I have taken the biggest big stinkies of my life recently, very painful. Too much drugs and food, RIP your insides
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Meikai I've considered this before but I can't get over how conceptually gross it is. Also I'm pretty sure you have to completely nuke/eradicate your native microbiota for it to be effective.

    It's not gross at all, you just have a fucked up frame of reference. There is no need to nuke your native microbiota at all. The old Irish cure for depression was eating goose shit (no troll).

    I follow a lass on twitter who did it tho. But then… you're a hefty lad, Mr. Trump.

    True. Maybe Melania would be a better donor.
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  4. #24
    Ghost Black Hole
    Eat a local honey
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  5. #25
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Eat yogurt and kimchi not meth
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  6. #26
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    fuck around and find out comes to mind
  7. #27
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    mass coffee and ciggy will get you jacked the fuck up if you really wanna get high
  8. #28
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT mass coffee and ciggy will get you jacked the fuck up if you really wanna get high

    I force feed her all kinds of stimulants,Coffee, nicotine and meth all day every day
  9. #29
    Bradley Florida Man
    Have a sandwich
  10. #30
    djinndunuttin Yung Blood
    Wow I just stumbled into this thread you know, but, u know back in the early 2000s when I was just starting with drugs I started seeing these signs and weird coincidences and became really religious for a bit, I was trying to copy hindu and buddhist yogis and did these long fasts, 1 week long, then like 3 weeks, then 5 weeks long. After that don't expect your eating habits to return to normal in under a few months. And when I started eating again I would basically eat till I was so full I could barely move and was in pain, this went on for a few weeks after the 5 week long fast. But it all comes right in the end. Just go slowly when you start eating again and your entire appetite will eventually return. If you fucking can, haha, it's impossible to stop eating. If I wanted to do a 5 week long fast again I would tie myself up and have someone drip feed me raw fruit and shit, like one piece of fruit a day for the first week afterwards, then piece of fruit and a muffin for the second week

    funny, cos very many people in the world would love to be able to eat a bit less
    legalising stimulants could end the obesity epidemic
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  11. #31
    Ghost Black Hole
    And dont even get me started on my macro fora!
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