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Martha Stewart is a little baddy cock-trap 80 years old but her hips still work good

  1. 2022-10-15 at 9:47 PM UTC
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    in da crawlspace - number sleven Houston
    not that i know what the word means, and she likes to have fun





    wut u fink star treck , would you kiss her on the lip
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  2. 2022-10-15 at 11:39 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    i thought shes in jail
  3. 2022-10-15 at 11:40 PM UTC
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i thought shes in jail

    She was in prison for a short time ages ago
  4. 2022-10-16 at 11:38 AM UTC
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I bet she was sexy when she was 12.
  5. 2022-10-16 at 12:04 PM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Reverse hairy Carey that colon for days on end
  6. 2022-10-16 at 12:07 PM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Damn she really is 81. I thought you were just being silly. Fucking BABS is 93. Jesus. I knew these folks were old but I would've guessed ten years younger I think. I need to get with the times as this is all very very important
  7. 2022-10-16 at 12:14 PM UTC
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    Incognito2u African Astronaut
    That's not Martha Stewart it's Chealsea Handler
    https://www.womenshealthmag.com/fitness/a41557813/chelsea-handler-abs-bikini-biden-weed-pardon-instagram-photo/
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  8. 2022-10-16 at 12:52 PM UTC
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Incognito2u That's not Martha Stewart it's Chealsea Handler
    https://www.womenshealthmag.com/fitness/a41557813/chelsea-handler-abs-bikini-biden-weed-pardon-instagram-photo/

    Ya i was reading this thread like thats not martha....lol

    Ill never forget that insider trading bitches face
  9. 2022-10-16 at 3:10 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster She was in prison for a short time ages ago

    i heard she went, never heard she came out.
  10. 2022-10-16 at 6:19 PM UTC
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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Incognito2u That's not Martha Stewart it's Chealsea Handler
    https://www.womenshealthmag.com/fitness/a41557813/chelsea-handler-abs-bikini-biden-weed-pardon-instagram-photo/

    IVE BEEN DUPED
  11. 2022-10-16 at 6:38 PM UTC
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    troon African Astronaut
    i just looked up Martha Stewart and she's still alright for 81, if i was in my eighties and my bits were still working, i'd be hot for her though she'd probably getting ploughed by some 70 year old whipper snapper
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  12. 2022-10-16 at 6:45 PM UTC
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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Originally posted by troon i just looked up Martha Stewart and she's still alright for 81, if i was in my eighties and my bits were still working, i'd be hot for her though she'd probably getting ploughed by some 70 year old whipper snapper

    Thanks man this is what I needed to hear. I'm still kind of sad I got duped and that's not her in the op
  13. 2022-10-16 at 8:48 PM UTC
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    in da crawlspace - number sleven Houston
    yea sorry about the mixup guys i was just looking for martha stewart bookini pics and that one came up i was like wow her leg skins look so smoothe for being such an older chicken but ill post better real pics soon
  14. 2022-10-16 at 9:31 PM UTC
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Damn she really is 81. I thought you were just being silly. Fucking BABS is 93. Jesus. I knew these folks were old but I would've guessed ten years younger I think. I need to get with the times as this is all very very important

    Babs is 80

    Born: April 24, 1942
  15. 2022-10-16 at 9:35 PM UTC
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Oh my god
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  16. 2022-10-16 at 9:41 PM UTC
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    in da crawlspace - number sleven Houston
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Oh my god

    u zed it bezt!!!
  17. 2022-10-16 at 9:58 PM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by slide22 Babs is 80

    Born: April 24, 1942

    I was referring to Walters rather than Streisand, but now that you mention it, she (Streisand) I also would've guessed ten years younger.
  18. 2022-10-16 at 10:17 PM UTC
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    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I was referring to Walters rather than Streisand, but now that you mention it, she (Streisand) I also would've guessed ten years younger.

    streisand looks like a spooky waxwork dummy, but she was always a minger i suppose. martha stewart looks maybe more beautiful for her advancing years, it doesn't detract from her beauty. women are amazing that way. i love women. except waxy streisand
  19. 2022-10-16 at 10:23 PM UTC
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Hauleey Wood bae bae

  20. 2022-10-16 at 10:32 PM UTC
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    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor Hauleey Wood bae bae


    bottom left worked out. bottom right, i dunno not monstrous i suppose?

    the others are fucked up, should have left well alone

    i know someone who got a face lift, and she didn't even need it. but it left her barely any different except she's now really self-conscious because she scrutinizes her face so much. she thinks her eyes are changing shape every week, and they haven't changed at all. she was pretty normal before it.
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