Aww shit can't smoke weed for awhile.

1. 2022-10-14 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #1
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   New part time job drug test.
   So fucking stupid why do they test for weed?
   Especially if its legal in the state you are in who gives a fuck?
   I think this time once I piss clean I'm just going to freeze my own piss for the future ya know freeze a whole jug full then thaw the piss out as needed keep some in my pocket until they want "A Sample" They don't watch you piss so how hard can that be.
   The dumb ass at the job interview wouldn't even tell me if they test for THC metabolites.
   LOL I'm going to be one of those old dudes at Lowe's telling you where the things you want are.
   I wouldn't even have to do this shit if we had a functioning government fucking food prices are way out of control,gas is going up and I got an E-mail from my power company telling me the rate is going up by 65% next month.
   Who's John Galt????
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2. 2022-10-14 at 10:43 PM UTC

   #2
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   
   
   Nice man I'll mail you a piss jug if you want I'm clean as a whistle there's not a substance out of place in my body
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3. 2022-10-14 at 10:58 PM UTC

   #3
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion New part time job drug test.
   So fucking stupid why do they test for weed?
   Especially if its legal in the state you are in who gives a fuck?
   I think this time once I piss clean I'm just going to freeze my own piss for the future ya know freeze a whole jug full then thaw the piss out as needed keep some in my pocket until they want "A Sample" They don't watch you piss so how hard can that be.
   The dumb ass at the job interview wouldn't even tell me if they test for THC metabolites.
   LOL I'm going to be one of those old dudes at Lowe's telling you where the things you want are.
   I wouldn't even have to do this shit if we had a functioning government fucking food prices are way out of control,gas is going up and I got an E-mail from my power company telling me the rate is going up by 65% next month.
   Who's John Galt????

   
   like seriously you cant get by without a second job ?
4. 2022-10-15 at 1:57 AM UTC

   #4
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya I can "Get By" I just need more money.
5. 2022-10-15 at 1:58 AM UTC

   #5
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   It's that damn deck your wife.made you cut corners on
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6. 2022-10-15 at 2:03 AM UTC

   #6
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I don't see why employers bother with drug testing unless you're a driver or machine operator or something
   
   if you're high all the time and fucking up they can just fire you for doing a shit job
7. 2022-10-15 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #7
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Not smoking marijuana is worse for your life then than smoking marijuana so id have to say this is a no go.
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8. 2022-10-15 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #8
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Quitting now won't change anything. THC metabolites remain in your fatty tissues for up to six months.
9. 2022-10-15 at 3:01 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I don't see why employers bother with drug testing unless you're a driver or machine operator or something
   
   if you're high all the time and fucking up they can just fire you for doing a shit job

   
   It's the insurance companies
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   • aldra
10. 2022-10-15 at 5:15 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Atlas Shrug-ged
11. 2022-10-15 at 3:48 PM UTC

    #11
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny like seriously you cant get by without a second job ?

    
    LOL at my job I have now I only work one day a week for 4 hours it don't even cover the cost of booze.
12. 2022-10-15 at 3:51 PM UTC

    #12
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryOnion LOL at my job I have now I only work one day a week for 4 hours it don't even cover the cost of booze.

    
    what job is that ?
13. 2022-10-15 at 3:53 PM UTC

    #13
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I drive cars through an auto auction on Fridays.
    https://www.adesa.com/
14. 2022-10-15 at 3:54 PM UTC

    #14
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    nice.
15. 2022-10-15 at 3:57 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    smoke k2 pussy
16. 2022-10-16 at 12:13 AM UTC

    #16
    blaster master victim of incest
17. 2022-10-16 at 12:16 AM UTC

    #17
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Quick Fix 2.0, it works
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18. 2022-10-16 at 12:20 AM UTC

    #18
    blaster master victim of incest
19. 2022-10-16 at 12:20 AM UTC

    #19
    blaster master victim of incest
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20. 2022-10-16 at 12:51 AM UTC

    #20
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh well guess you'll just have to eat it instead. Big deal.
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