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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 or a former ;)

    Like I said at the start, I don't remember your delusions.

    That's your shrink's job to keep track of that shit.
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    pumpkin pie
  3. Originally posted by slide22 or a former ;)

    My shrink has banned me from the property and changed their phone number.
  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Like I said at the start, I don't remember your delusions.

    That's your shrink's job to keep track of that shit.

    Stop stalking me you fucking psycho fuck
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 Stop stalking me you fucking psycho fuck

    Replying when quoted is stalking? What a strange take...
  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    But ignored certain replies. Weak sauce, blandy
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 But ignored certain replies. Weak sauce, blandy

    I ignore much of what people say in general. Don't feel pick on buttercup.
  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I ignore much of what people say in general. Don't feel pick on buttercup.

    You're just another pickle stuck in your own pickle jar. just let go of the pickle and try tongs (UP YOUR ASS)
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 You're just another pickle stuck in your own pickle jar. just let go of the pickle and try tongs (UP YOUR ASS)

    Say pickle 5 times real fast and see if your delusions manifest.
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    a nigger for an hour.
  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by slide22 You're just another pickle stuck in your own pickle jar. just let go of the pickle and try tongs (UP YOUR ASS)

    Stick up a triangle

    📐 up your ass Gump
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    I picked up a Davis P-380 at the local bar last night for $50. I know it's clean because I bought it from Ghost's favorite kind of person, a retired cop. I really didn't want anything chambered in .380 auto but these sell easily for $120 all day long. He needed the cash and I can play with until I find a buyer.

  13. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I picked up a Davis P-380 at the local bar last night for $50. I know it's clean because I bought it from Ghost's favorite kind of person, a retired cop. I really didn't want anything chambered in .380 auto but these sell easily for $120 all day long. He needed the cash and I can play with until I find a buyer.


    you hold your phone with your pinkies sticking out ?

    YOU CALL YOURSELF MAN /?
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you hold your phone with your pinkies sticking out ?

    YOU CALL YOURSELF MAN /?

    You failed
  15. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you hold your phone with your pinkies sticking out ?

    YOU CALL YOURSELF MAN /?

    REAL men drink their Earl Grey with a pinkie sticking out.
  16. after CDC redefined 'man'.
  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny after CDC redefined 'man'.

    A REAL man is defined by himself, not some group of homo-erections.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    cocaine
  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    slow drain

    Originally posted by WellHung cocaine
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    motor oil
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