Paste a huge silly grin on my face and stroke my cock like my life depended on it. Duh. "THIS is what I'm gonna do about it boys. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm. DON'T EVER STOP!"
I'm pretty cucky on the whole, not really prone to getting angry to the point of physicality about things but for some reason this particular kind of wankery really is infuriating, I've actually witnessed pretty much this exact situation before and it's such a douchey pointless thing. I'd probably try and throw a rock through their window or kick a nice big dent in their door or something. I wouldn't try to actually fight them since I'd be guaranteed to get my ass kicked but a nice bit of property damage would be pretty satisfying.
It all depends on if it's hot out. If it's hot, I just laugh and casually wave. But if it's cold, then I'd look for any throwable item(rocks, wood, metal scraps) and would throw them back at them as hard as I could while screaming franticly.
I wonder, if you threw a salt water balloon at someone who was outside at below zero temps, without a vehicle or access to transportation nearby, would it have a serious risk of killing them? Just came to mind because of how unusually deadly it seemed. If they had a phone, they could call someone to come get them, but even then they may have to race there and hopefully be close by enough, or call emergency services.
Frat boys get such a bad rap. The ones I've known are all chill bros for the most part.
Though now that I think about it I was actually at a party a few years back with a lot of frat guys, and one of them pushed this fat dude into the pool and just started laughing, the guy was so pissed and didnt do anything. And I know this older dude in the neighborhood that told me him and a few of his brothers were ticketed for carrying clubs lol. But this was so long ago.
once when i was a retarded 16 yr old i had big ass liberty spikes and was walking home from school and some douches drove by and started yelling shit at me but the driver wasnt paying attention to the road and accidentally drove up on the sidewalk and into this park that was right there, i just lold and they drove off humiliated
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My dad told me a story of a similar encounter as a teen. They roll up while hes walking down this lonely road to get to his friends house way out in the country. they pull up, throw beer bottles, he grab a big rockand bust their back window out. On the way home he knows they are gonna be out for blood and its late, so he cuts through thebjunl yard and gets to the woods on the other side. He gets grabbed by this tall lanky figure whoisstrong as fuck. Being built pretty bigand strong himself a burst of adrenaline frees him ans he runs for his life bouncing off trees with this guy hot on his ass. He gets to this revine that only the tallest and lankiest ofhis friends can jump, but he goes for it and makes it which the other guy notknowing the terrian as well as him had to go down the revine and back up leading to his escape. He toldmehe ran until he gotto the backofhis other buddies house who had like 30 hunting dogs. Oddly enough about that timehe had dogs found killed when they got lose and a few weeks after this the resturant down the road where a server had been missing was found a few miles on the other side of the road in the area dead, stuffed into a well. They guy they pinned it on was a tall, lanky deaf, mute who fit the description of they guy who was chasing him through those woods.
