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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RestStop Malice you probably just need to get laid and get some bros to go bar hopping on the weekends and stuff. Isolation especially not leaving the house will drive you insane itself add no affection or broship and I can see why you're fucked up in the head. No offense meant just trying to be straight with you.

    Sex is gross and retarded, I tend to dislike the vast majority of the female gender, bros tend to act stupid and annoying as hell especially when in groups, and alcohol is a shitty drug that I shouldn't even use because the medication I'm on could literally cause it to kill me or black out.

    No one chooses to be born or be human, why is it that it's taken as a given that if you dislike life itself and being human there's something wrong with you.

    I hate this world and want to live in virtual reality ASAP.
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice Sex is gross and retarded, I tend to dislike the vast majority of the female gender, bros tend to act stupid and annoying as hell especially when in groups, and alcohol is a shitty drug that I shouldn't even use because the medication I'm on could literally cause it to kill me of black out.

    Okay...if that's how you genuinely feel...well I tried.
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Typical Americans

    fuck you
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, I'll probably get over it and feel different one day. I'm just severely depressed, autistic, and fucked up.

    I had a thought a while ago, not sure if I posted it here, that the end of the novel Steppenwolf could be interpreted as having received the death penalty for taking life too seriously, as opposed to treating it as a game and accepting the absurdity. There are some people who literally do end up committing suicide or driving themselves insane because they took life too seriously.
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  5. bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Malice Smoking is great. If there was something that you could smoke like a joint, but was completely harmless, or even beneficial, and tasted good, I would smoke all the time.

    Vaping just doesn't feel the same.

    is caled bacy mane
  6. bling bling Dark Matter
    how do u find the motivation to post oll the time
  7. bling bling Dark Matter
    juping owt the airlock pce
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Discount Whore, I'm not willing to let you fuck me in exchange for fucking our wife, but if you were able to put up with me and we all did a group therapy MDMA session to attempt to cure my autism I would consider at least giving you a handjob, ideally with a glove on (preferably made of thick white silk, or at least satin). I mean, like, finishing you off over your wife.

    Or does just having watch you have sex and jerk off get you off? Are you into cuckoldry or BDSM or anything? Sorry, but it's just the way I was born, I've tried prostate stimulation many times, including with a vibrator, and it just doesn't do anything for me. Shame because I read about it over a decade ago and I'm aware they can give you the most mind blowing orgasms.

    Oh, and you still haven't told me what I did to make your wife laugh.
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  9. bling bling Dark Matter
    u steal my idea
  10. bling bling Dark Matter
    i kill u ur not my friensd anymor
  11. bling bling Dark Matter
    five signs you have mental health issues. fategue. dredd. low concentration. cant plan basic things. signs your ok. excess energy. happyness happiness. slleeep goood. wake up with more hands in your bed. ram raiding cashpoints. fresh diet of feet
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Man, insulting Bill Krozby should be a national pastime. I swear it does more to alleviate my depression than anything else I've tried. I've changed my mind about wanting him banned.
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  13. bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by bling bling malive fight me now
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Damn, I just checked up on what happened to Allie Brosh, writer of Hyperbole and a Half. I knew she had been going through serious severe depression to the point of wanting to commit suicide, but allegedly this happened:

    So apparently in the last three years:
    --Her sister committed suicide.
    --Her marriage ended (she now lives in Denver, he now lives in Seattle).
    --She had a cancer scare.
    --She required major surgery.
    --She has redirected her efforts into public speaking and abandoned her blog.
    --This book has been canceled by the publisher.


    Poor girl, she really resonated with me and I respect and appreciate her work. Life is some fucked up shit.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Aww, Ash still doesn't want to go outside. Before she didn't want to be out of sight of the door and would always quickly walk to it clearly wanting to get out if I closed it. She chose me. That's how cats are, sometimes they just appear into your lives. What a sweetie.
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  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    its abuse to put a collar on a cat they gte is stuck ona fence
  18. bling bling Dark Matter
    wtf is wedsday
  19. bling bling Dark Matter
    fuc off all not comeing bac
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