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House news and moving

  1. 2022-10-10 at 5:51 PM UTC
    #21
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by blaster master Must have property tax and pmi lumped in.

    And insurance also I would imagine. Unless pmi is some overseas lingo for homeowners insurance
  2. 2022-10-10 at 6:53 PM UTC
    #22
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker And insurance also I would imagine. Unless pmi is some overseas lingo for homeowners insurance

    Private mortgage insurance, or PMI, is a type of mortgage insurance you might be required to pay for if you have a conventional loan. PMI protects the lender—not you—if you stop making payments on your loan.
  3. 2022-10-10 at 8:21 PM UTC
    #23
    Incognito2u African Astronaut
    They usually only require pmi if you have less than 25% down payment
  4. 2022-10-10 at 11:12 PM UTC
    #24
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The home inspection went well.
    The only thing in the report were to outlets with reversed polarity and a door that doesnt lock properly.
  5. 2022-10-10 at 11:21 PM UTC
    #25
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor Signed away to whom?

    Hope she had some equity to throw at the new place with you

    Maybe she is married and divorcing so the husband gets money out of it
  6. 2022-10-11 at 12:29 AM UTC
    #26
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The home inspection went well.
    The only thing in the report were to outlets with reversed polarity and a door that doesnt lock properly.

    lets hope the anal inspection goes well too
  7. 2022-10-11 at 2:03 AM UTC
    #27
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Haxxor Private mortgage insurance, or PMI, is a type of mortgage insurance you might be required to pay for if you have a conventional loan. PMI protects the lender—not you—if you stop making payments on your loan.

    Not anything I've heard of in the US.
  8. 2022-10-11 at 2:06 AM UTC
    #28
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not anything I've heard of in the US.

    PMI is usually required when you have a conventional loan and make a down payment of less than 20 percent of the home's purchase price. If you're refinancing with a conventional loan and your equity is less than 20 percent of the value of your home, PMI is also usually required.
  9. 2022-10-11 at 2:07 AM UTC
    #29
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Haxxor PMI is usually required when you have a conventional loan and make a down payment of less than 20 percent of the home's purchase price. If you're refinancing with a conventional loan and your equity is less than 20 percent of the value of your home, PMI is also usually required.

    I guess I've never heard of because all three houses I've owned weren't financed.
  10. 2022-10-11 at 2:08 AM UTC
    #30
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I guess I've never heard of because all three houses I've owned weren't financed.

    Best way to roll if you can swing it ✔️
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  11. 2022-10-11 at 9:31 AM UTC
    #31
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy She can't take it until it's paid off.
    Neither of us alone could even come close to affording that house.

    Lol

    Sounds like a flawless investment.
  12. 2022-10-11 at 3:18 PM UTC
    #32
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    All the top mortgage companies suck my cock always saying hey man you want to get a 2 million dollar house bro weel loan you !

    I'm like first off I don't borrow money second off stop standing so close to me I'm a real ass self made man, so kick rocks lil wigga

    Ever since I can ever, I always wanted to be a gangster
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  13. 2022-10-11 at 3:24 PM UTC
    #33
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol fona is going 200k+ into debt and doesnt see anything wrong with that.

    This, my friends, is what's wrong with America.

    And Fona are you really that stupid to buy a house during a sellers market? Wait i can answer that.

    The answer is yes/flex tape.
  14. 2022-10-11 at 3:32 PM UTC
    #34
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol fona is going 200k+ into debt and doesnt see anything wrong with that.

    This, my friends, is what's wrong with America.

    And Fona are you really that stupid to buy a house during a sellers market? Wait i can answer that.

    The answer is yes/flex tape.

    Fonas a good dad he wants his daughter to have a nice house without street-people loitering in the alley doin drugs and takin poops, and American-Mexican neighbors who fight with him about street parking. Notice he bought a place on a kuldey-sack ? Yep it was all part of the plan.

    And literary , mortgage interest rates are often less than inflation it's literary one of the only things it actually makes sense to borrow money for. I'm pretty sure fona and his why-foo can each afford two-fiddy a week to have a nice place to stay.

    But what I want to know is where they will be financing all the new furniture. Can anyone say EPIC DINING ROOM HUTCH AND 3-LEAF TABLE?!
  15. 2022-10-11 at 3:35 PM UTC
    #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Fonas a good dad he wants his daughter to have a nice house without street-people loitering in the alley doin drugs and takin poops, and American-Mexican neighbors who fight with him about street parking. Notice he bought a place on a kuldey-sack ? Yep it was all part of the plan.

    And literary , mortgage interest rates are often less than inflation it's literary one of the only things it actually makes sense to borrow money for. I'm pretty sure fona and his why-foo can each afford two-fiddy a week to have a nice place to stay.

    But what I want to know is where they will be financing all the new furniture. Can anyone say EPIC DINING ROOM HUTCH AND 3-LEAF TABLE?!

    I notice most of the people dissing him ITT don't have a pot they can call their own to piss in.
  16. 2022-10-11 at 3:39 PM UTC
    #36
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I notice most of the people dissing him ITT don't have a pot they can call their own to piss in.

    I notice the ones who DO have a pot to p*SS in, and I imagine them being like WTF, WHY DOES FONA GET SUCH A BIG POT!?

    Dr. Monks taught us about this in his grand teachings about the 'small hats'
  17. 2022-10-11 at 3:41 PM UTC
    #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I notice the ones who DO have a pot to p*SS in, and I imagine them being like WTF, WHY DOES FONA GET SUCH A BIG POT!?

    My pot is yuuuuge.
  18. 2022-10-11 at 3:42 PM UTC
    #38
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker My pot is yuuuuge.

    I know , you flex about it pretty often
  19. 2022-10-11 at 4:01 PM UTC
    #39
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I know , you flex about it pretty often

    It's going to double in size by year's end.
  20. 2022-10-11 at 4:06 PM UTC
    #40
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Your cock is when you get your ED pills, heard
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