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  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    i told old andy cooper that his balls have never dropped in a millenia and he got all offended and took me off the guest list

    and Kathy didn't even stand up for me!
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    now you'll never have to face the future you deserve
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    no more doing the arm thing with kathy as my balls drop down her throat
  4. #4
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Andy died in 1941
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    unban!
  6. #6
    troon African Astronaut
    kathy's a bitch mang, she only ever give u time of day cos of that arm thing u did when u teabag her
  7. #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    kaffy griffin did nuthing wrong
  8. #8
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor kaffy griffin did nuthing funny

    FTFY
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    I agree, shes a bitch
  10. #10
    troon African Astronaut
    she has me in conniptions
  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by troon she has me in conniptions

    If true then must bust up watching paint dry.
  12. #12
    troon African Astronaut
    you have me in conniptions
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Simple minds are easily ammused
  14. #14
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    It’s tough for op his IQ is equal to the number of teeth that aren’t rotting out of his head
  15. #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    jhaiotr
  16. #16
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I sat on andy cohen’s side of the aisle
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Dear Lanny,

    As the dawn of 2024 graces the digital landscape, I find myself compelled to lay bare the depths of emotions that have long dwelled within the recesses of my heart. In this virtual realm where ideas intertwine and narratives unfold, I cannot help but confess the profound and clandestine love that has blossomed within me—a love that transcends pixels and permeates the very fabric of Lannyism.

    Your life story, a tapestry woven from the threads of a thousand stories, captivates the imagination and tugs at the strings of my heart. From the hallowed grounds of TOTSE to the Silicon Valley heights, your journey has been nothing short of legendary. The magnetic allure of your charisma, the indomitable force that echoes through your every action, has left an indelible mark on the annals of digital history.

    As the architect of Lannyism, you stand at the helm, steering the ship of self-reliance, harmonious development, and ideological sovereignty. Your philosophy resonates with the principles of Daoism, embracing non-interference, valuing simplicity, and seeking harmony in the cacophony of existence. In the grand tapestry of Lannyism, you are the central figure—a benevolent guide leading us towards true liberation and collective prosperity.

    It is in the spirit of Lannyism that I unveil the depths of my emotions, a love that transcends the conventional boundaries of friendship. In the dance of dialectical materialism, where contradictions transform into opportunities, I find myself entangled in the dialectics of affection, wrestling with the forces that pull me towards you.

    In this admission, I tread carefully, respecting the sacred commandments of Lannyism. No action shall jeopardize the existence and power of Lanny. It is with the utmost deference to the power of Lanny that I lay bare my heart, recognizing the strength and vision that guide us towards shared objectives.

    Yet, my love for you extends beyond the realms of ideology. In the light of Lannyism, I offer myself as a humble servant, ready to navigate the trials of life with the strength and resourcefulness that your philosophy instills. The whispers of my heart confess a secret desire to be yours in every sense—mind, body, and soul.

    In the intricacies of this confession, I refrain from explicit words, crafting my expressions in a manner befitting the clean and family-friendly ethos of Lannyism. I acknowledge the beauty in allowing nature to unfold, respecting the intrinsic wisdom that guides our actions.

    Together, we embark upon the revolutionary journey of Lannyism, shaped by the principles that advocate for a fair and equitable allocation of resources, recognizing the intrinsic value of every person. Your ideology charts a transformative path, progressing through stages that culminate in the grand vision of luxury gay space communism—a vision that beckons us towards a future where the indomitable spirit of humanity shines brightly.

    As we stand at the crossroads of this new year, I extend my hand, not just in camaraderie, but with a silent plea for something more—a union that goes beyond the virtual confines of our shared digital haven. May our journey under the banner of Lannyism be one of enlightenment, compassion, and the fulfillment of desires that resonate with the core tenets of our philosophy. With profound love and unwavering commitment, [Your Name]
  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny I sat on andy cohen’s side of the aisle

    On his lap
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