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Been riding with a motorcycle club lately.

  1. #21
    I got asked to join a motorcycle club at the bar. They let me try out all their bikes and see which one would be most comfortable for me to ride. Gf came outside and saw me grinning, palling around and was not pleased. One of the old ladies tried to chill her out but being told “baby you gonna feel like a queen ridin with that man” by a woman with 3 teeth and skin like a leather purse didnt have the desired effect.
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  2. #22
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked by a woman with 3 teeth

    That's one gummy blowjob your girlfriend can't deliver...just sayin
  3. #23
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I got asked to join a motorcycle club at the bar. They let me try out all their bikes and see which one would be most comfortable for me to ride. Gf came outside and saw me grinning, palling around and was not pleased. One of the old ladies tried to chill her out but being told “baby you gonna feel like a queen ridin with that man” by a woman with 3 teeth and skin like a leather purse didnt have the desired effect.

    Lol, they let me try out all their bikes. As soon as you said that I knew it was all a lie.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol, they let me try out all their bikes. As soon as you said that I knew it was all a lie.

    ↑ someones jelly people wont let him touch their bikes, much less test ride them

  5. #25
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ someones jelly people wont let him touch their bikes, much less test ride them


    Real bikers never let another ass sit on the front seat kid.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol, they let me try out all their bikes. As soon as you said that I knew it was all a lie.

    Totally.

    They didnt let me ride them. Just try out the different styles to see how low n far back a seat id need, how forward swept id need the bars, etc. Ive been drinking and shooting pool with them going on a year so its not like im a total stranger.
  7. #27
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Totally.

    They didnt let me ride them. Just try out the different styles to see how low n far back a seat id need, how forward swept id need the bars, etc. Ive been drinking and shooting pool with them going on a year so its not like im a total stranger.

    So your a hang around. Is it a 1% club?
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So your a hang around. Is it a 1% club?

    3%

    And i didnt approach them they asked me *shrug*

    I told them i dont know shit about bikes and the last time i did any mechanical work was trying to rebuild the carb on my '71 C10
  9. #29
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked 3%

    And i didnt approach them they asked me *shrug*

    I told them i dont know shit about bikes and the last time i did any mechanical work was trying to rebuild the carb on my '71 C10

    Lol WTF is a 3% club? Do you know what a 1% club us? I'm not fucking with you. I just don't think you know what I'm talking about.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol WTF is a 3% club? Do you know what a 1% club us? I'm not fucking with you. I just don't think you know what I'm talking about.

    My loudmouthed liberal lesbian neighbor knows what a 1% is.

    As i understand it, 3% are ex military, anti-government types. There are only like 25 or 30 people i see riding with them regularly, and all but 2 of them are ex military. Mostly Gulf War dudes.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Real bikers never let another ass sit on the front seat kid.

    they wanted you to sit on their crotch ?
  12. #32
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they wanted you to sit on their crotch ?

    FYI, going forward I'll be skipping right over your 3rd party homo fantasy posts.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker FYI, going forward I'll be skipping right over your 3rd party homo fantasy posts.

    you can run but you cant hide
  14. #34
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I got asked to join a motorcycle club at the bar. They let me try out all their bikes and see which one would be most comfortable for me to ride. Gf came outside and saw me grinning, palling around and was not pleased. One of the old ladies tried to chill her out but being told “baby you gonna feel like a queen ridin with that man” by a woman with 3 teeth and skin like a leather purse didnt have the desired effect.

    You know that Biker Clubs share women, right? Just a warning before you join.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by slide22 You know that Biker Clubs share women, right? Just a warning before you join.

    they also share men
  16. #36
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 You know that Biker Clubs share women, right? Just a warning before you join.

    You've seen to many bad movies
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