OPEC FUCK BIDEN

1. 2022-10-06 at 5:26 PM UTC

   #21
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Perhaps she will tip with you assorted services of your choosing.

   
   She's an old dear...no thanks!
2. 2022-10-06 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson AS it happens I took my neighbors mail to her yesterday, Postie had accidental put it in my mailbox…she was very happy to see me and engaged me in conversation for way longer than I cared for.
   
   Last week I noticed she had 3 of those 5(?) gallon water bottles on her doorstep for a couple of days and told her "Hey if you need help carrying those heavy things in next time give me a knock and I'll carry them in for you"…she took that statement and ran with it…"oh thank you, there's many times I need help with stuff and it's good to know I can call on you"..
   
   ….motherfucker…

   
   Bwahahahaha
3. 2022-10-06 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She's an old dear…no thanks!

   
   What you don't like free fresh oven baked pies?
4. 2022-10-06 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #24
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She's an old dear…no thanks!

   
   so are you sweet-pea. you can share some horlicks afterwards
5. 2022-10-06 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ What you don't like free fresh oven baked pies?

   
   Those pies would be costly
6. 2022-10-06 at 7 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Those pies would be costly

   
   Carry in a couple water jugs over a 5 minute span for a fresh oven baked homemade pie from a grandma = worth it. Especially a creme pie.
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7. 2022-10-06 at 7:54 PM UTC

   #27
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I think I'll fill up on the way home, it's going to be 10 cents higher tomorrow
8. 2022-10-06 at 7:57 PM UTC

   #28
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by troon so are you sweet-pea. you can share some horlicks afterwards

   
   When you get older you'll find out you're still attracted to the same 20 something in their physical prime women you was when you were 20...you don't suddenly like smelly old wrinkly saggy soaked in stale urine bodies simply because that's what's looking back in the mirror at you in the morning.
9. 2022-10-06 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #29
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When you get older you'll find out you're still attracted to the same 20 something in their physical prime women you was when you were 20…you don't suddenly like smelly old wrinkly saggy soaked in stale urine bodies simply because that's what's looking back in the mirror at you in the morning.

   
   PERVE!
10. 2022-10-06 at 8:40 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Jeez, wanting to tongue punch some old grannies chocolate starfish is more perv than flicking a 20 somethings bean.
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    • troon
11. 2022-10-06 at 8:49 PM UTC

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    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When you get older you'll find out you're still attracted to the same 20 something in their physical prime women you was when you were 20…you don't suddenly like smelly old wrinkly saggy soaked in stale urine bodies simply because that's what's looking back in the mirror at you in the morning.

    
    lol, you're not that fucking old jigaboo, and your stale urine problem is easily fixed
12. 2022-10-06 at 8:51 PM UTC

    #32
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by troon lol, you're not that fucking old jigaboo, and your stale urine problem is easily fixed

    
    I'm just getting the practice in early.
13. 2022-10-08 at 12:19 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oil is heading to $200 and Brandon can't stop it.
    
    
14. 2022-10-15 at 11:26 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
15. 2022-10-15 at 11:51 PM UTC

    #35
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryOnion How? How? you ask?
    By reopening the oil fields in the United States that's how.
    The Bidit admin did not renew any oil field leases.
    Reopen our fields now!!!

    
    oil fields are not like spigots.
    
    you cant just turn it on just like that.
    
    anyway the US doesnt have many oil fields left, mostly shale fields. i'd love to see people fighting for fresh water with fracking oil companies.
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16. 2022-10-15 at 11:53 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She's an old dear…no thanks!

    
    if you dont like old ladies then you MUST be a pedo.
    
    r u a pedo/