2022-10-04 at 1:22 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Thanks for confirming your butthurt
2022-12-13 at 3:35 AM UTC
I made a tinder and started Facebook dating and I've matched with 4 ppl!!!
2022-12-15 at 9:19 PM UTC
hey yall i'm not sure if i posted but i'm on tinder and facebook dating now, it's very cringe and i haven't met up with anyone but i have high hopes that this will fuckin pan out. both are set up to display that i'm a heterosexual 29 year old man from wisconsin, and i'm intentionally not talking to anyone who looks white in order to mitigate any potential white on white sexual activity occuring.
I have a good feeling the next girlfriend I will try to make into my wife so i'm trying to make sure anyone I holler at, is someone i want to A) holler at for life and b) try to make some hollerbabys in in the next 3-6 years.
My mom had me at 35 and is really unhappy and doesn't wanna move down to Florida or be around non white people, so I think it'd be great to encourage her to move down here to be in her grandbaby's life and make her more multicultural at age 66 or 67 or w/e age she is when my creampies take hold and quicken with the soul of one of our ancestors.
And then my mom can kinda see me shine at my full potential/take care of my child while i slowly go to college, continue rearing up my family, have my mom and my wife's big ass hispanic family all together for family dinners which consist of 2 white people and 8-48 hispanics once a month or maybe she'll be black or indian (gas station indian, not native american, I don't like how they're kinda 'gangy' and all poised to turn on whitey) anyway,
The good news is yall the next girl I get it really doesn't matter how toxic she is or like really like all the bad shit my friends say about hispanic/cuban women especially in florida is they're either on drugs or will be obsessed with you, fun fact yall, with the exception of two relationships I've always been the one getting dumped.
So like this girl named Mary (very generic name I noted) who kinda looks like she be like Indian (gas station not bow and arrow) but maybe she Hispanic, messaged me a couple times, I complimented her and she asked me for my number and everyone said that women are slow to meet up worried that you're a cereal murderer, so i gave her my number and now she's texting me and I'mma try to hang out with her tomorrow, idgaf if it's a catfish or something bad happens or anything really.
She don't look like she's on drugs and I don't even carry a knife on me anymore bro, because I literally believe that God will protect me in my travels plus whose wants a balding 6'1 white guy with very few assets and a fucked up body and a really mean temperament? That's just nonsense! I'm not even worth kidnapping (not sure if Florida has kidnappers since you're stuck on a PENISnsula)
realistically if I found someone who just loved me for me, wasn't white, was open to getting creampied regularly, and didn't cheat on me, I'd be so happy to have companionship that their acceptance of me would be a blanket over any of their flaws which I'm pretty sure you gotta be nuts to ride with me afteryou get to know me, BRADLEYB, the co president, goddamn, now i'm on the Dean's List, sober, and unarmed.
Folks I live my life like a boss but go to war just like a prophet.
Literally I have 4 requirements to be my soulmate:
-Non White, Female, between the ages of 18-40.
-No children (1 is OK if the father is dead or in prison for the next decade+).
-Speak (any amount) of English OR be willing to teach me their language. Not speaking English well is a turn on.
-Not be an alcoholic or opiate addict.
i can't wait until she finds out i'm a bisexual convicted felon with a drinking problem who lives in a group home and goes to community college but doesn't plan on ever getting a job cuz he's gonna just be on disability for his fucked up arthritic joints for the rest of his life while he gets stoned and steals from the home improvement stores
inshallah
2022-12-15 at 9:24 PM UTC
facebook dating is full of fat non white girls, which I kinda like cuz i look like this scrawny ass bleached skeleton covered in ancient hyroglyphics and shit haha so anyway, i be so excited cuz i just be thinking of some fat black girl and just my scrawny ass poundin it! I even started watching porn of big black girls getting fucked by scrawny white men to get me PUMPED 2 PUMP.
That being said the tinder women are a lot more attractive, i asked that mary girl if she's hispanic cuz if she's indian I wanna know, not that I'd be against it, but I'd prepare by starting to watch indian women big white cock porn to better mentally focus on what i'm going to soon be experiencing
(if that makes sense)
I credit pornography and gangster rap music with me being so accepting and embracing of non White cultures and people.
2022-12-15 at 9:25 PM UTC
if yall think i'm afraid to go and get on the bus to go down to browntown (literally named browntown) to lay on my belly while I eat some fat black girls pussy in a dirty living room? yall clearly don't know BRADLEYB
2022-12-15 at 9:28 PM UTC
and 100 wit yall it think this shit is what Odin wants me to do
Get educated, the more the better
travel, the farther away the better
fight anyone willing to fight you, the more different the other fighter the better
enjoy yourself, or don't this one he's flexible on
learn as much as you can about different people, places, and ideas, the more different the better
have sex with people that come from different clans, the more different the better
2022-12-15 at 9:29 PM UTC
i'd rather fight some scrawny ass 6'6 black guy that can punch me from 4 feet away than the same scrawny guy @ 5'6 that I can basically just keep swinging at without really having to block, and if you don't understand that, keep picking fights with different types of fighters until you do.
2022-12-15 at 9:32 PM UTC
no homo i was in wrestling from age 7 (2nd grade) to age 15 (first semester of freshman year) and I really miss it.
2023-01-13 at 3:08 AM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by Bradley
and 100 wit yall it think this shit is what Odin wants me to do
Get educated, the more the better
travel, the farther away the better
fight anyone willing to fight you, the more different the other fighter the better
enjoy yourself, or don't this one he's flexible on
learn as much as you can about different people, places, and ideas, the more different the better
have sex with people that come from different clans, the more different the better
Lol good luck with that skippy
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