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Abstract, medical Journal BOUNTY! help a nigga out TOPIC "naturally occurring false-positives for barbituates"

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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Okay, I'm putting out a bounty, as the title stated I need some help finding reputable sources that describe "false-positive results for barbituates that are naturally occuring" such as amino acids in some people. I won't turn down any detailed, scientific information that can be sourced with journals, articles of a reputable source, or anything that is evidence and can be used as such in a legal case.

    A secondary topic which I need a lot less but it would be helpful if it is out there, anything regarding the standard practices for labs with positive immunoassay drug screens. LAWS that may govern and have stated anything about retesting and such, and if there is any court cases that have influence on this subject related to false-positives.

    I figured that some of you space niggas are pretty smart, some of you might already have or know where to find this info, and a lot of ya'll are very resourceful. I've been googling and googling- I find mainly shit about "pass a drug test", and description of OTC and pharmaceuticals that cause false-positives, which isn't what I am looking for and even if I do see a snippet that may be of use, generally its not on a very reputable website (in terms of court) or have the sources to back it up.

    Soooo! I said this was a bounty,right? I'm a broke ass bitch struggling to get by but what I will do is mail anyone who provides sources something cool in the mail (being that you're willing to give me an address to mail it to) . Its gonna be random and when I mail out, I'll try to "personalize" said "token of gratitude". Who knows... For those who are into opiates... You might be surprised with a card and a 10mg methadone (if I get my hands on one or two by then). The intellectual type? I may have a good book laying around you may enjoy. I've also been wood burning lately when I have time and don't feel so bad. Someone might get a small stash box wood burned and personalized and painted maybe... Now so I'm not stuck mailing every single nigger here something, the rule of thumb is this: if someone posts it first, they get the point for it. IT MUST BE USEFUL AND RELEVENT TO THE TOPIC at my discretion, describing "false-positive results (immunoassay) that can be related to something naturally occurring in the subject" *not injested, or OTC medications l, I really don't need all that but if you Think it may be relevant to this or help post it and I'll see.

    There will be a maximum of 3 who I'll mail shit to, so I don't go broke as fuck mailing all the shit, but actually can spend a few dollars to send something nice. It will go in order to the most relevant articles or citations. If you're out of the USA (sorry but international shipping is expensive- IF it is a REALLY GOOD source of info, I will definitely mail something nice though,itll just take til I get paid to mail so there may be a longer delay... But it has to be super- else you're just getting a thank you card, and something small and easy to mail) or it goes beyond 3 people with helpful info on this topic, I will send "thank you" cards and probably some pretty cool looking guitar picks I made with my pick punch or something small and easy to mail like that, for those who I consider "runners up".

    DEAD LINE: THURSDAY @ 11:59pm Eastern standard time. The sooner the better though so if you wanna help me hunt down this info and do something fun with it as a reward, the ya'll best get on it since I have short amount of time here.

    *I've already found one thing:

    False-positive interferences in common immunoassay drug tests: A Review. *since this has been sourced, don't bother reposting in here- it will not be rewarded. I just need a few things hopefully.
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    Post your tits
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Okay, I'm putting out a bounty, as the title stated I need some help finding reputable sources that describe "false-positive results for barbituates that are naturally occuring" such as amino acids in some people. I won't turn down any detailed, scientific information that can be sourced with journals, articles of a reputable source, or anything that is evidence and can be used as such in a legal case.

    A secondary topic which I need a lot less but it would be helpful if it is out there, anything regarding the standard practices for labs with positive immunoassay drug screens. LAWS that may govern and have stated anything about retesting and such, and if there is any court cases that have influence on this subject related to false-positives.

    I figured that some of you space niggas are pretty smart, some of you might already have or know where to find this info, and a lot of ya'll are very resourceful. I've been googling and googling- I find mainly shit about "pass a drug test", and description of OTC and pharmaceuticals that cause false-positives, which isn't what I am looking for and even if I do see a snippet that may be of use, generally its not on a very reputable website (in terms of court) or have the sources to back it up.

    Soooo! I said this was a bounty,right? I'm a broke ass bitch struggling to get by but what I will do is mail anyone who provides sources something cool in the mail (being that you're willing to give me an address to mail it to) . Its gonna be random and when I mail out, I'll try to "personalize" said "token of gratitude". Who knows… For those who are into opiates… You might be surprised with a card and a 10mg methadone (if I get my hands on one or two by then). The intellectual type? I may have a good book laying around you may enjoy. I've also been wood burning lately when I have time and don't feel so bad. Someone might get a small stash box wood burned and personalized and painted maybe… Now so I'm not stuck mailing every single nigger here something, the rule of thumb is this: if someone posts it first, they get the point for it. IT MUST BE USEFUL AND RELEVENT TO THE TOPIC at my discretion, describing "false-positive results (immunoassay) that can be related to something naturally occurring in the subject" *not injested, or OTC medications l, I really don't need all that but if you Think it may be relevant to this or help post it and I'll see.

    There will be a maximum of 3 who I'll mail shit to, so I don't go broke as fuck mailing all the shit, but actually can spend a few dollars to send something nice. It will go in order to the most relevant articles or citations. If you're out of the USA (sorry but international shipping is expensive- IF it is a REALLY GOOD source of info, I will definitely mail something nice though,itll just take til I get paid to mail so there may be a longer delay… But it has to be super- else you're just getting a thank you card, and something small and easy to mail) or it goes beyond 3 people with helpful info on this topic, I will send "thank you" cards and probably some pretty cool looking guitar picks I made with my pick punch or something small and easy to mail like that, for those who I consider "runners up".

    DEAD LINE: THURSDAY @ 11:59pm Eastern standard time. The sooner the better though so if you wanna help me hunt down this info and do something fun with it as a reward, the ya'll best get on it since I have short amount of time here.

    *I've already found one thing:

    False-positive interferences in common immunoassay drug tests: A Review. *since this has been sourced, don't bother reposting in here- it will not be rewarded. I just need a few things hopefully.

    the only thing you have that i have any possible interest in is one of the orifices in the place where your bikini bottoms go.
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hydro, I really don't think you'll find the help you need here. I don't think anyone is going to know the answer. You need to find the best board you can with an advanced discussion section, someplace where brilliant people frequent, and ask there.

    I already told in your email why this is going to be so difficult to figure out.

    The two people I would recommend asking are Sophie and 1337, and any old totse and zoklet members that used to be part of the community.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    The problem is the question you are asking matters to nobody.
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    Master shake Yung Blood
    I prefer folk alternative myself
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Malice Hydro, I really don't think you'll find the help you need here. I don't think anyone is going to know the answer. You need to find the best board you can with an advanced discussion section, someplace where brilliant people frequent, and ask there.

    I already told in your email why this is going to be so difficult to figure out.

    The two people I would recommend asking are Sophie and 1337, and any old totse and zoklet members that used to be part of the community.

    I agree but I thought it was worth a shot. I'm going to post there now. Thanks again. Since you're the only one who actually contributed in a helpful manner, I'll mail you something cool if you email me an address to mail it to. I don't have any nardil on deck, but I will make you a personalized, Wood burned and painted small stash box or hell... Maybe I'll crack out the kiln and fire up a cool ceramic pipe or bong for ya :) (you still do smoke weed, right?) I'm betting you're too paranoid to give me an address to mail it to, but if your not it would make me happy to do something cool for ya since you have helped me extensively in the past with all sorts of valuable and helpful information.
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    Originally posted by Malice Hydro, I really don't think you'll find the help you need here. I don't think anyone is going to know the answer. You need to find the best board you can with an advanced discussion section, someplace where brilliant people frequent, and ask there.

    I already told in your email why this is going to be so difficult to figure out.

    The two people I would recommend asking are Sophie and 1337, and any old totse and zoklet members that used to be part of the community.

    Brilliant people don't waste their time on forums
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    And you fucking retards wonder why none of the female members ever stay around
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    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 And you fucking retards wonder why none of the female members ever stay around

    Kreepy Kay, hydro and HTS all love me. They all want to fuck me
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    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 And you fucking retards wonder why none of the female members ever stay around

    Who gives a fuck of you have a vag? It's a forum not a singles bar. Nobody is going to fuck anybody here. So your gender is not important.
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Brilliant people don't waste their time on forums

    There are a lot of brilliant people that can be found in all walks of life and some that do "waste their time" on forums. Some people don't look at it as "wasting time" like maybe you do.some people look at it as an investment in their enjoyment and where they can socialize and discuss things that may not be popular topics.

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Kreepy Kay, hydro and HTS all love me. They all want to fuck me

    I do Not want to fuck you. I do Not want to fuck anyone.

    I also wouldn't be proud to say that kreepykunt wants to fuck you... If she does, she'd probably say you raped her afterwards. Be careful of that one- but last I knew I thought she was still with Litefire, smoking copious amounts of methamphetamines on her parents dime while she gets through college.
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    Originally posted by hydromorphone There are a lot of brilliant people that can be found in all walks of life and some that do "waste their time" on forums. Some people don't look at it as "wasting time" like maybe you do.some people look at it as an investment in their enjoyment and where they can socialize and discuss things that may not be popular topics.



    I do Not want to fuck you. I do Not want to fuck anyone.

    I also wouldn't be proud to say that kreepykunt wants to fuck you… If she does, she'd probably say you raped her afterwards. Be careful of that one- but last I knew I thought she was still with Litefire, smoking copious amounts of methamphetamines on her parents dime while she gets through college.

    Yeah right "I do not want to fuck anyone" why dont you look around at that thing sucking on your tits and tell me you never utilized that fuck hole slut? You women are all the same , complete slaves to your biological urges.

    All your good for is self lubricating those sloppy holes, bending over and laying there as I ram my cock mercilessly against your guts and fill you up with my genetic splooge.

    How you clean up my mess or care for whatever creature manages to crawl out of your cunt matters not to me, just shut the fuck up and bend over.

    All of you. I'm not gonna ask nicely again.
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    Originally posted by hydromorphone There are a lot of brilliant people that can be found in all walks of life and some that do "waste their time" on forums. Some people don't look at it as "wasting time" like maybe you do.some people look at it as an investment in their enjoyment and where they can socialize and discuss things that may not be popular topics.



    I do Not want to fuck you. I do Not want to fuck anyone.

    I also wouldn't be proud to say that kreepykunt wants to fuck you… If she does, she'd probably say you raped her afterwards. Be careful of that one- but last I knew I thought she was still with Litefire, smoking copious amounts of methamphetamines on her parents dime while she gets through college.

    Its not brilliant to cast your pearls before swine.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I am here because i was summoned from T&T. A quick overview of some pharmacological resources seems to suggest that commonly prescribed medicines can give false positives for barbiturates. Although the couple of abstracts that i read did not indicate any specific substance. Immunoassays for barbiturates are pretty specific and honestly i am not sure about the laws in the US with regards to them.

    I did find this list http://www.askdocweb.com/falsepositives.html it contains entries on barbs. But eh i haven't a clue beyond that.

    I tried to fall back on some chem knowledge but barbiturates have a really specific molecular make-up and from memory, IDK about any endogenous compound that resembles it.
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    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Its not brilliant to cast your pearls before swine.

    The reason any girl comes here... Besides the fact they all kreep my posts because they love me/ want to fuck me but they dont want to look like sluts in front of their zoklet white knight cucks

    Kinkhoe, kreepy, HTS, hydro, bagel they all want my dick.
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I agree but I thought it was worth a shot. I'm going to post there now. Thanks again. Since you're the only one who actually contributed in a helpful manner, I'll mail you something cool if you email me an address to mail it to. I don't have any nardil on deck, but I will make you a personalized, Wood burned and painted small stash box or hell… Maybe I'll crack out the kiln and fire up a cool ceramic pipe or bong for ya :) (you still do smoke weed, right?) I'm betting you're too paranoid to give me an address to mail it to, but if your not it would make me happy to do something cool for ya since you have helped me extensively in the past with all sorts of valuable and helpful information.

    That's okay. I have severe anhedonia and there are very few material items I want at this point. I know there's a sentiment behind it, but due to Asperger's and severe depression (blunted affect) the emotion just isn't there. Then there's the awkward feeling of knowing you should pay in kind, try not to simply take, but give back enough to maintain a real friendship.

    Presents/gifts are just really awkward at this point. Maybe some day it'll change. If you feel I've helped you significantly, maybe one day I will need a favor in return, something reasonable, and be willing to accept help.
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    Originally posted by Malice That's okay. I have severe anhedonia and there are very few material items I want at this point. I know there's a sentiment behind it, but due to Asperger's and severe depression (blunted affect) the emotion just isn't there. Then there's the awkward feeling of knowing you should pay in kind, try not to simply take, but give back enough to maintain a real friendship.

    Presents/gifts are just really awkward at this point. Maybe some day it'll change. If you feel I've helped you significantly, maybe one day I will need a favor in return, something reasonable, and be willing to accept help.

    Retard
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    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by hydromorphone There are a lot of brilliant people that can be found in all walks of life and some that do "waste their time" on forums. Some people don't look at it as "wasting time" like maybe you do.some people look at it as an investment in their enjoyment and where they can socialize and discuss things that may not be popular topics.



    I do Not want to fuck you. I do Not want to fuck anyone.

    I also wouldn't be proud to say that kreepykunt wants to fuck you… If she does, she'd probably say you raped her afterwards. Be careful of that one- but last I knew I thought she was still with Litefire, smoking copious amounts of methamphetamines on her parents dime while she gets through college.

    Lol. Shows how you much you know dummy. I took out student loads in my name, my parents didn't lend me shit. I lived in the dorms before I moved in with Lite. I went and saw my parents on the weekends for dinners. Honey, I was living on the government's dime not my parents. Who is your source of information because quite frankly they should be fired.
    Then I graduated, from an actual university not some redneck joke of a community college that has probably been on your to do list for years but you can't just seem to get off your fat ass & actually do something with your life.

    Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-05-25T16:56:35.478269+00:00
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Lol. Shows how you much you know dummy. I took out student loads in my name, my parents didn't lend me shit. I lived in the dorms before I moved in with Lite. I went and saw my parents on the weekends for dinners. Honey, I was living on the government's dime not my parents. Who is your source of information because quite frankly they should be fired.
    Then I graduated, from an actual university not some redneck joke of a community college that has probably been on your to do list for years but you can't just seem to get off your fat ass & actually do something with your life.

    Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-05-25T16:56:35.478269+00:00

    Wew! Bitch fight.
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