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Stolen Valor : Speedy Parker edition
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2022-10-03 at 2:52 AM UTCLook at this man saving the forum
giving a fuck when it's not his turn to give a fuck
truly an example
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2022-10-03 at 3:11 AM UTCFukn bowl of piss
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2022-10-03 at 3:12 AM UTCI rebuke your soul
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2022-10-03 at 3:14 AM UTCFuckin snotrag
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2022-10-03 at 3:15 AM UTCNone of that scared me
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2022-10-03 at 3:17 AM UTCFuckin dweeb
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2022-10-03 at 3:18 AM UTC
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2022-10-03 at 8:51 AM UTCJustice for curlyKellen!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-10-14 at 3:04 PM UTCFolks I talked to an entire grenadine family and all confirmed no ugly ass half nose named speedy parker was involved.
Folks they say they would anyone who fought in their country of "Granada" as ugly as Douglas Dennison -
2022-10-14 at 3:21 PM UTCDoug can repel invaders just by looking at them.
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2022-10-14 at 3:54 PM UTC
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2022-10-14 at 3:57 PM UTC
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2022-10-14 at 4:04 PM UTCIt pisses me off when some poncy jedi, like Alex Vindman, goes on about getting a purple heart. John Kerry, collected a bunch of them too.
Ask yourself where military medals come from? Someone has to write up what you did and notify the command structure about it. The more you get written up, the more medals you collect. You can also write yourself up, and apply for the medal yourself.
So with purple hearts you write a letter about how you were hurt while also being somewhere in the general vicinity of combat, and they return one in the mail.
That's literally it. You apply for the medal yourself. There is no lower bound to the injury you receive. You can be frightened by a thrown turd, stub your toe, and you're still entitled to a purple heart.
Shit, if not for my bone spurs keeping me out of the heat I'd have a dozen of them right now. -
2022-10-14 at 4:06 PM UTCReal purple hearts are different than Kerry's. Enlisted and NCOs eran theirs. So no you wouldn't have any unless you were actually wounded in combat.
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2022-10-14 at 4:08 PM UTCi always thought purple hearts are like insults.
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2022-10-14 at 4:09 PM UTC
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2022-10-14 at 4:12 PM UTChttps://www.hrc.army.mil/content/Purple%20Heart
Here's the application form in case anyone doesn't believe me. You can apply for it yourself. Shit, next time I'm president/commander in chief I might apply for a few myself.Examples of enemy-related injuries which clearly justify award of the Purple Heart are as follows:
Injury caused by enemy bullet, shrapnel, or other projectile created by enemy action
Injury caused by enemy placed mine or trap
Injury caused by enemy released chemical, biological, or nuclear agent
Injury caused by vehicle or aircraft accident resulting from enemy fire
Concussion injuries caused as a result of enemy generated explosions
Mild traumatic brain injury or concussive severe enough to cause either loss of consciousness or restriction from full duty due to persistent signs, symptoms, or clinical finding, or impaired brain functions for a period greater than 48 hours from the time of the concussive incident.
Perforated Eardrum (ruptured tympanic membrane)
Not all heroes wear capes. -
2022-10-14 at 4:14 PM UTC
The statutory time limits pertaining to award of military decorations does not apply to the PH. The PH may be awarded at anytime after submission of documented proof that criteria have been met.
Speedy you should grab a few. -
2022-10-14 at 4:21 PM UTC
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