2022-09-29 at 2:31 PM UTC
cuz i can't imagine someone believing i'mma keep they secrets and then i gotta go talk to my SPONSOR about it lol or tell them about my life when it's not goin so good, like no shit nigga it's not goin perfect i'mma a 5 dollar nigga with 100 dollar dreamas of course there's gonna be a disconnect
2022-09-29 at 7:49 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
She saw through his thin veneer
2022-10-01 at 5:32 PM UTC
Got another girls number. She's in her mid twenties. She missed last week and I caught her up in the class I've been to one class of in the last month lol
So she had the quiz results and when she was showing another student I asked her to text it to me.
So now I have her number and imma text her thanks in a couple hours. She's 25, Cuban, not a dumbfuck.
Hopefully she wants big white pipe ((( we dem boyzzz )))
2022-10-01 at 5:33 PM UTC
Got another girls number. She's in her mid twenties. She missed last week and I caught her up in the class I've been to one class of in the last month lol
So she had the quiz results and when she was showing another student I asked her to text it to me.
So now I have her number and imma text her thanks in a couple hours. She's 25, Cuban, not a dumbfuck.
Hopefully she wants big white pipe ((( im da boy )))
2022-10-01 at 7:57 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by Bradley
Got another girls number. She's in her mid twenties. She missed last week and I caught her up in the class I've been to one class of in the last month lol
So she had the quiz results and when she was showing another student I asked her to text it to me.
So now I have her number and imma text her thanks in a couple hours. She's 25, Cuban, not a dumbfuck.
Hopefully she wants big white pipe ((( im da boy )))
She'll run as soon as she realizes what you are.
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2022-10-01 at 8:22 PM UTC
I realize that you're most likely right.
2022-10-01 at 8:22 PM UTC
but what else is a boss nigga to do
2022-10-01 at 11:50 PM UTC
is this all because i made fun of ur no nose
2022-10-02 at 12:48 PM UTC
That girl I creampied in the psyche ward got out and apparently she wasn't lying... like about anything.
She told me:
SHe's 38, from my hometown, no kids, never married, engineer from MSOE, cuts hair on the side, looks 13, and owns her own house two miles from my mom's. OF course we're in the psyche ward and she accidentally calls me dad occasionally while we talk, and anyway, i never got her info, but she went and got out the day prior. First thing she did was go kayaking, send was to find me ya boy Bradley B and start hollering at me.
which is kinda convenient cuz my other boo, that black girl (same first name) that i went to the wedding with in spring wants to get together for Christmas!!!!
but realistically I think i'd rather be with the 38 year old white middle age enginneer with bipolar that looks 13 than a chubby 30 year old black elementary school teacher with passive aggressive tendencies.
IDK i'll probably fuck both, gonna take a two week break to go 'visit' where i'm from but since i don't know want to go drinking again there really aint much there for me unless i'm stretching someone
#CreampiesOnly
2022-10-02 at 12:49 PM UTC
ill get a pic of the 38 year old lady that looks 13.
2022-10-02 at 12:49 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Broken toys are all you will ever play with
