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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He could sue him and reenact the crime in court for the jury.

    On the real, you could probably sue for damages.
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    How do you get a person you intend to enslave to step on the boat without a rifle pointed at them
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Ghost How do you get a person you intend to enslave to step on the boat without a rifle pointed at them

    Make friends with them, don't mention a boat. Then one day say: Hey i got a boat it's pretty cool, we could go for a ride drink some brews, fish.

    Bingo, bango, bongo.
  4. Originally posted by Ghost How do you get a person you intend to enslave to step on the boat without a rifle pointed at them

    You blindfold them and tell them it's a game. By the time they figure out they're on a boat halfway across the ocean, it's too late.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You blindfold them and tell them it's a game. By the time they figure out they're on a boat halfway across the ocean, it's too late.

    That only works with kids. Obviously i speak from experience.
  6. Octavian. Houston
    I'm going to spend the entire weekend eating shit and smoking major weed.
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  7. Ghost Black Hole
    what weekend is it

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  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Must've been a sexy shape.
  9. Originally posted by Sophie Must've been a sexy shape.

    Maybe he was hate fucking it.
  10. Originally posted by Sophie That only works with kids. Obviously i speak from experience.

    You're sick, son. Get help.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're sick, son. Get help.

    Nah can't be sick, i feel great.
  12. Originally posted by Sophie Nah can't be sick, i feel great.

    *taps head three times*
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    WHO DA DIRTY SOUTH BAWS

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  14. India. One dead, 3 injured.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I hope it was the last guy who died, fucking up what could have been the perfect 4-way synchronized collapsing.
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Remember Bumfights?

    The guy behind it got invited onto Dr. Phil

    He turned up dressed like Dr. Phil and got immediately kicked off the show for saying the good doctor exploits people with problems in the same way he does

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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fuck, bumfights was 20 years ago

    I've been allowed to live too long
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  18. Originally posted by Donald Trump

    India. One dead, 3 injured.

  19. Originally posted by aldra I've been allowed to live too long

    Same here.

    I think of this Chris Rock quote all the time:
    “You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.”
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    i'm happy i'm alive
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