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  1. Originally posted by A College Professor people in california help their fellow man out and give eachother free tug jobs

    wow...I wouldn't mind a free tug job once in a while, the Asian spa charges $40
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    i'd do it for free.
  3. ..moving on...
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    this guy in my forensics class went to an asian massage parlor and i told him to let me know if he got a happy ending and he never got one and they said they cracked his back really well and i thought that was stupid as fuck to pay someone to do something u should just be able to make a loved one do for you.

    Like my back hurts sometimes my dick isn't getting sucked, but i'm not gonna pay for something i can just save up my human desires and mind powers to find someone that i can dump 1000 loads into and love and loves me and be happy about shit not just broke after splooging on some hooker
  5. Originally posted by Bradley this guy in my forensics class went to an asian massage parlor and i told him to let me know if he got a happy ending and he never got one and they said they cracked his back really well and i thought that was stupid as fuck to pay someone to do something u should just be able to make a loved one do for you.

    Like my back hurts sometimes my dick isn't getting sucked, but i'm not gonna pay for something i can just save up my human desires and mind powers to find someone that i can dump 1000 loads into and love and loves me and be happy about shit not just broke after splooging on some hooker

    Love, lol.

    That shit will pass in a few years kid...you'll be happy to just blow your load and go on your way unbothered to Aldi to pick up your shopping.
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    why wouldn't i want someone to love me when im old
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    did you want someone to love you at 29, 19, 9 years old?
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    pretty sure im still gonna want to be loved.

    y wouldn't someone
  9. Originally posted by Bradley pretty sure im still gonna want to be loved.

    y wouldn't someone

    You'll see.
  10. Originally posted by Bradley did you want someone to love you at 29, 19, 9 years old?

    what kind of love did you get at 9 years old.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Think I'm gonna go by the FountainView fish market again on the way home for the 4 piece fried fish with coleslaw.

    This the one time a year I always wish I was in Sandusky, Ohio for Perchfest. Fresh caught lake perch in September is about the best fresh water fish anywhere.
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker This the one time a year I always wish I was in Sandusky, Ohio for Perchfest. Fresh caught lake perch in September is about the best fresh water fish anywhere.

    Have you ever gone to Cedar point in Sandusky?
  13. Bradders, your middle aged love awaits your gentle touch...

  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Have you ever gone to Cedar point in Sandusky?

    Yeah we used to go every summer when I was a kid. The last time I was there was around 2000.
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  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    wow brad youre a real romantic im sure youll find the right woman/tranny that you deserve
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Bradders, your middle aged love awaits your gentle touch…


    more like



    middle age cuban woman
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    i am 29, i am looking for realistically 19-39, 18 and 40 is ok
  18. Bradley Florida Man
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley i am 29, i am looking for realistically 19-39, 18 and 40 is ok

    Nobody is looking for a you.
  20. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Nobody is looking for a you.

    then why are you throwing yourself at him
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