TORNADOS in MIAMI

1. 2022-09-27 at 5:35 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   No one told me that tornados appear randomly near the hurricane, this is awesome!!! Tornado warning!!!!
2. 2022-09-27 at 5:37 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I hope you have some beef jerky
3. 2022-09-27 at 5:38 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   i have no beef jerky bud dont need it, got canned fish, canned beans, and add-water mashed potatos to last 7 days. i got 2 gallons of water
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4. 2022-09-27 at 5:40 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   They must do things different in Florida, it's not a hurricane party without lots of Jerky on hand.
5. 2022-09-27 at 6:22 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   just got another extension 218-248 for 3 counties. there's a tornado whippin
   
   and my firend is making cuban coffee, we just had pizza
6. 2022-09-27 at 6:23 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   torrential rain fall, flash flooding, lowest part of the building, get ready!!!
7. 2022-09-27 at 6:23 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   i drank most of my water alrady
8. 2022-09-27 at 6:24 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   k we're all filled up algain
9. 2022-09-27 at 6:56 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I've been through cat 4s on a strip of sand 70 miles by 2 miles that is 35 miles of shore with an average elevation of 2 feet.
10. 2022-09-27 at 6:58 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    me too except they were cat 5s
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11. 2022-09-27 at 7:04 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley me too except they were cat 5s

    
    Bullshit. There have only been 5 cat 5s make landfall in the US. Unless you are 30 or older you were only alive for one of them. And we both know you weren't in FL in 2018.
12. 2022-09-27 at 7:07 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    ya i am 30 and i been through all of them bro
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13. 2022-09-27 at 7:10 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley ya i am 30 and i been through all of them bro

    
    Why are you working so hard at being stupid. Stop trying so hard to do what comes so naturally to you.
14. 2022-09-27 at 7:21 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    thanks that's why i got refried beans for the hurricane
15. 2022-09-27 at 7:32 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley thanks that's why i got refried beans for the hurricane

    
    Why, do the retried ones fit better up your nose?
16. 2022-09-27 at 7:48 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    what! no refried beans are already cooked and spreadable and nice to have with anything, a good source of complex carbohydrates & proteins they provide a great energy reserve, dont go bad, and require nothing to enjoy.
17. 2022-09-27 at 7:49 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    another tornado warning for the next half our for north miami
18. 2022-09-27 at 7:53 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    It's gonna be one until Tampa has to pick up their mouth guards from being knocked against the glass all night
    
    Raantas 5 hole should be called a 10 hole , you could kick a soccer ball through it
19. 2022-09-27 at 8:24 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    possible power outages
20. 2022-09-28 at 1:54 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    wow 5 tornados 0 got near me