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TORNADOS in MIAMI

  1. #1
    Bradley Black Hole
    No one told me that tornados appear randomly near the hurricane, this is awesome!!! Tornado warning!!!!
  2. #2
    I hope you have some beef jerky
  3. #3
    Bradley Black Hole
    i have no beef jerky bud dont need it, got canned fish, canned beans, and add-water mashed potatos to last 7 days. i got 2 gallons of water
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  4. #4
    They must do things different in Florida, it's not a hurricane party without lots of Jerky on hand.
  5. #5
    Bradley Black Hole
    just got another extension 218-248 for 3 counties. there's a tornado whippin

    and my firend is making cuban coffee, we just had pizza
  6. #6
    Bradley Black Hole
    torrential rain fall, flash flooding, lowest part of the building, get ready!!!
  7. #7
    Bradley Black Hole
    i drank most of my water alrady
  8. #8
    Bradley Black Hole
    k we're all filled up algain
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    I've been through cat 4s on a strip of sand 70 miles by 2 miles that is 35 miles of shore with an average elevation of 2 feet.
  10. #10
    Bradley Black Hole
    me too except they were cat 5s
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  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley me too except they were cat 5s

    Bullshit. There have only been 5 cat 5s make landfall in the US. Unless you are 30 or older you were only alive for one of them. And we both know you weren't in FL in 2018.
  12. #12
    Bradley Black Hole
    ya i am 30 and i been through all of them bro
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  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley ya i am 30 and i been through all of them bro

    Why are you working so hard at being stupid. Stop trying so hard to do what comes so naturally to you.
  14. #14
    Bradley Black Hole
    thanks that's why i got refried beans for the hurricane
  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley thanks that's why i got refried beans for the hurricane

    Why, do the retried ones fit better up your nose?
  16. #16
    Bradley Black Hole
    what! no refried beans are already cooked and spreadable and nice to have with anything, a good source of complex carbohydrates & proteins they provide a great energy reserve, dont go bad, and require nothing to enjoy.
  17. #17
    Bradley Black Hole
    another tornado warning for the next half our for north miami
  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    It's gonna be one until Tampa has to pick up their mouth guards from being knocked against the glass all night

    Raantas 5 hole should be called a 10 hole , you could kick a soccer ball through it
  19. #19
    Bradley Black Hole
    possible power outages
  20. #20
    Bradley Black Hole
    wow 5 tornados 0 got near me
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