How small does the bar of soap have to get before your faggoty ass quits dropping it all over the bathtub and finally pushes it down the drain with your fucking foot?

1. 2022-09-24 at 11:30 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung You only brush ur teeth in the shower

   
   Brushing teeth in the shower is stupid just do it at the sink.
   
   Is this like an american thing like pooping in the shower?
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2022-09-25 at 8:12 AM UTC

   #22
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   I use that Irish Spring bar soap and it does it's job.
   Saves me a ton of money over liquid body soap.
   Anyways, to answer your question I keep using it until it is so thin and bendy that it's too much hassle rubbing against my wash cloth.
   I don't like wasting anything so I just well, eat the little sliver that's left over and let it go to work cleaning my insides.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2022-09-25 at 10:24 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Why cant you just poop before the shower and wait like 10 minutes instead of having to shove soap up your ass and shit on your hand ✋
4. 2022-09-25 at 1:21 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Take little Bars of soap smush them onto the new big bars no waste
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • WellHung
5. 2022-09-25 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #25
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Ghost You could take a stinky shit all over a soap and 5 minutes later it's clean

   
   😂😂 all over a soap
6. 2022-09-25 at 3:35 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I use $11 per quart castile soap like I got it from Dollar Tree. Hemp peppermint...
7. 2022-09-25 at 4:02 PM UTC

   #27
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Take little Bars of soap smush them onto the new big bars no waste

   
   you do enjoy seeimg big bar of soap smushing itself forcefully onto a little soap.
   
   dont you.
8. 2022-09-25 at 4:04 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you do enjoy seeimg big bar of soap smushing itself forcefully onto a little soap.
   
   dont you.

   
   Not as much as you enjoying typing about it.
9. 2022-09-25 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #29
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not as much as you enjoying typing about it.

   
   how do you know
   
   does it involve you imagining about my genitalia ?
10. 2022-09-25 at 6:45 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how do you know
    
    does it involve you imagining about my genitalia ?

    
    Does it stimulate you to imagine that?
11. 2022-09-25 at 11:59 PM UTC

    #31
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Does it stimulate you to imagine that?

    
    does it to you ?
12. 2022-09-26 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny does it to you ?

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Does it stimulate you to imagine that?

13. 2022-09-26 at 12:40 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    ya i do or i use it to wash my hands till it's really tiny then one day it goes down the sink and that's that.
14. 2022-09-30 at 11:21 PM UTC

    #34
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Take little Bars of soap smush them onto the new big bars no waste

    
    fabulous idea, Bradley. Never thought of that. Thank you.
15. 2022-09-30 at 11:26 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
16. 2022-09-30 at 11:32 PM UTC

    #36
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    im gonna pour the tee and change youre life lil wigger, when the soap bar gets small you can stick it onto the new bar literally soap sticks to itself
17. 2022-10-01 at 7:11 PM UTC

    #37
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    You don't even need to soap your whole body up regularly unless you have petroleum oils and greases on you.
    
    Literally hot water is a solvent I know because when I was in the bathtub I could see dirt come off me
    
    The soapjedis like Proctor and Gamble have been top spenders on marketing for longer than we gonts have been alive.
    
    Don't be a dope, say NO, to soap 🧼
18. 2022-10-01 at 7:19 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    i like to put soap on all parts of my body nad scrub a little but i scrub the areas i consider to be the grime zone extra, i shower for about 15-20 minutes where i lit the water run down on my face, cock, and back at various points, typically i take the opportunity to fap.
19. 2022-10-01 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    i shower every other day unless i sweat a lot then i shower before bed that day.
20. 2022-10-01 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley i shower every other day unless i sweat a lot then i shower before bed that day.

    
    If you live in Florida with the heat and humidity and don't shower daily it's no wonder you're alone.