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Dietitian gave me this

  1. #21
    Bradley Florida Man
    ^oatmeal
  2. #22
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Octavian. Thanks for the free rent 😆😆😆

    I hope you also thank your mom for this!
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Bradley umm i was talking about getting the sheets u dumb old fuck, she got a lil brochure just like i got that says foods to eat, serving sizes, mine says to circle what i ate and turn it in or have it to show someone

    they're for mentally ill people, people in long term care homes, or retards who dont know 2 bananas and some oatmeal is a breakfast repeat!~!~!~!~!`

    Who gave her the sheet you dumb fuck...jesus mary and Jose, don't get mad at me because you're fucking retarded...the sheets are just a written version of the retarded shit the dietitian also verbally tells you...

    ...I can see you qualify
  4. #24
    Octavian. Houston
    Originally posted by cigreting wat d fuk is poridg

    Your granpaps luvs da cum u faggit
  5. #25
    Kafka sweaty
    Breakfast for me would be cigs and monster, then something like a microwave burger, Greek breakfast bagel, shrimp salad, sausage rolls, sandwich, berries or full English breakfast.
  6. #26
    You're still young, you can get away with eatin that shit...FOR NOW...
  7. #27
    When I saw one I told him "Yeah I know what I should and shouldn't eat, but knowing and doing are two different things".

    Some folk think you want to live forever...SMH
  8. #28
    Bradley Florida Man
    no one wants u to live forever
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Bradley no one wants u to live forever

    including myself.
  10. #30
    Octavian. Houston
    Originally posted by Kafka Breakfast for me would be cigs and monster, then something like a microwave burger, Greek breakfast bagel, shrimp salad, sausage rolls, sandwich, berries or full English breakfast.

    Ok Claire
  11. #31
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I drink boost for breakfast and ensure for dizzert somebody order pancakes I just sip my sizzurp
  12. #32
    Ghost Black Hole
    I would just be like eat whatever you want, fatass but you better be going for a walk instead of driving your car to the store one block away to get a slurpee

    like I have never had to "work out" in my life and I struggle to gain a lot of weight even off drugs probably because I walk everywhere and ride bike

  13. #33
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by cigreting wat d fuk is poridg

    its like eating from ur gramps's cumbucket
  14. #34
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    tonight I R eatin 1 potato, one chicken and one onion with a 1/3rd stick of butter and a ton of pepper and salt
  15. #35
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    tomorrow in the morning I'll shit a wolf turd out and go to work
  16. #36
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting fukn porridge 😂

    u fukin dik hed poridg is rly notorious for u y u fink me grampspas bols so beeg??/

    me gramsma mek for all mandinka wariors in tribe liek hex vooodu magik
  17. #37
    Octavian. Houston
    Originally posted by Ghost I would just be like eat whatever you want, fatass but you better be going for a walk instead of driving your car to the store one block away to get a slurpee

    like I have never had to "work out" in my life and I struggle to gain a lot of weight even off drugs probably because I walk everywhere and ride bike


    Why do you post you tube links after your posts like Bill Krozby, this isn't original.

    No one gets this.

    Please, stop embarrassing yourself
  18. #38
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #39
    Octavian. Houston
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    I'm not a monarchist so this post is void and now you look like a twat.

    How does that make you feel?

    Fail.

    Let me drink your tears.
  20. #40
    Ghost Black Hole
    ASS
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