How many people have you punched in the face?

1. 2022-09-22 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #1
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Me only one, guy who pissed me off in earth science class in 10th grade.
   He kept smackin me so I pushed him out of his chair then he got up and I grabbed from his back and choked him with my left arm and punched his face in with my right arm.
   It was going good till the teacher kicked me in the ass and made me let go.
   LOL
2. 2022-09-22 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   A few
3. 2022-09-22 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Yes
4. 2022-09-22 at 2:45 PM UTC

   #4
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   As a young son of a bitch a lot...none here lately though.
5. 2022-09-22 at 2:53 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   Not enough
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6. 2022-09-22 at 3:37 PM UTC

   #6
   blaster master victim of incest
7. 2022-09-22 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #7
   blaster master victim of incest
8. 2022-09-22 at 3:50 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   literally not since i was a kid i dont think, but i got to admit ive been P-d the heck off before and wanted to do it but i didnt. oh except for my brother literally he started some shit like a wigger back when i was a younger man in my 20s so i punched him in the face but it backfired because hes a big cornfed looking fucker and ripped my arm and i think it messed my shoulder up it bothered me for ohhh maybe a month or two but hey what do you do, you know?
9. 2022-09-22 at 11:37 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   2 or 3, but none of them was named Nigger McGee.
10. 2022-09-22 at 11:49 PM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    Four, one girl I punched in the face repeatedly. It always felt weird like something was holding me back from using all my strength.
11. 2022-09-22 at 11:55 PM UTC

    #11
    Kafka sweaty
    I couldn’t tell if she was my friend or not, if she had a crush on me or something. I just remember she approached me in hs said we had a mutual friend and wanted to sit together in the canteen, whispered something in my ear idk what then we went down to the bus stops to smoke. A few days later we hung out at her house with another girl, then downtown she playfully kicked me and I decided it could have been malicious so turned round and started punching her, then the other girl grabbed me off her and I went off with some people to watch paranormal activity in a house. It’s all coming back to me now.
12. 2022-09-23 at 12:04 AM UTC

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    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Kafka
    
    Four, one girl I punched in the face repeatedly. It always felt weird like something was holding me back from using all my strength.

13. 2022-09-23 at 12:11 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Haxxor

    
    wow do you just follow her around and comment on everything she posts? Just like vinny does with candyrein lol
14. 2022-09-23 at 12:13 AM UTC

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    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Ghost wow do you just follow her around and comment on everything she posts? Just like vinny does with candyrein lol

    
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15. 2022-09-23 at 12:15 AM UTC

    #15
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Ghost wow do you just follow her around and comment on everything she posts? Just like vinny does with candyrein lol

    
    He’s a dog so ya
16. 2022-09-23 at 12:17 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Haxxor All we ever hear from you is blah blah blah
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    seems like a gay song tbh
    
    
17. 2022-09-23 at 12:18 AM UTC

    #17
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Ruff
    Ruff
    
    
18. 2022-09-23 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #18
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    you said it wariat
19. 2022-09-23 at 1:27 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have never had to punch anyone in the face nor been punched in the face thanks to my high (stratospheric) verbal IQ.
20. 2022-09-23 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #20
    blaster master victim of incest
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