2017-05-08 at 10:48 AM UTC
Oh, one more cat story. I'm not sure how long it's been since we first met, maybe a few months, but I think I've finally gained Bella's trust. Little guy was born feral, so it's going to be very difficult for him to overcome his fear of people and accept actual contact. It's a nice feeling to have your patience pay off. There are multiple techniques you have to use to gain their trust, a certain logic to it. You have to think like a cat, an animal that's very sensitive and living in fear, wary of predators and sources of danger.
It reminds of one time when the neighbor's small dog, looked like some poodle mix, came by when I was feeding Ash and little guy. I just closed the door because I prefer to avoid being seen and didn't want to cause any trouble, but both the cats stood their ground and went into defensive mode. It makes me wonder if they were defending me in a way. Or at least what they saw as their territory and food source. Normally they would just run away. It wasn't violent, it just wanted to play, but dogs can be fucking stupid and just may not get the message when cats are pissed off.
2017-05-08 at 11:09 AM UTC
Yeah thats a real fucking work of art you sat at home all day writing that while went to work and made money
2017-05-08 at 11:18 AM UTC
Hey man, I don't enjoy my life. Just trying to give people a laugh.
Think of it as a free comedy show. Unless you like Bill Krozby. Good god, don't tell me you do.
And it only took a few minutes. Berating Bill Krozby should become a national pastime.
Imagine if we organized this event where we made people in Austin aware of Bill Krozby, what he looked like and his life, managed to track his movements, possibly place a GPS on him, and for an entire day people just gave him the worst insults they were able to come up with.
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2017-05-08 at 11:30 AM UTC
Youre right I'm just angry that I have to leave the house while you all get to fawn over hydromorphone all day while I bust my ass at the cheese factory when I dont even need the money or skills I can make more selling drugs and bitcoin.
I could fucking marry this woman but instead I have to work with a bunch of people my age that are all married with kids and have a car and dont have to take a bus every day.
I wish someone would just fucking open fire on these fucking animals today I want no part in this circus
2017-05-08 at 1:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kolokol-1
I'm so sick of this motherfucking bullshit
Every time I have to deal with this I just want to kill everybody involved
This has gone on my entire short life
This is part of the reason I want to kill myself so much
At least I know not to fucking have kids I guess
Or at least not have kids with a crazy person.
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2017-05-08 at 1:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice
Hey man, I don't enjoy my life. Just trying to give people a laugh.
Think of it as a free comedy show. Unless you like Bill Krozby. Good god, don't tell me you do.
And it only took a few minutes. Berating Bill Krozby should become a national pastime.
Imagine if we organized this event where we made people in Austin aware of Bill Krozby, what he looked like and his life, managed to track his movements, possibly place a GPS on him, and for an entire day people just gave him the worst insults they were able to come up with.
Hahaha, do you think his life is actually any different. Imagine it. He fucked over literally everyone he ever met. That's why thinks he's getting gangstalked.
- Some former customer drives by and gives him the finger.
- A room/cellmate he used to steal from sees him across the street "I'll fucking kill you, Doug. Fuck off!
- Every woman in Austin avoids eyecontact in hope not to get raped again
- Kids, kids just hate him. Except his daughter of course, she doesn't know he exists
- Old women at the bus stop spit on the ground infront of him and swear in foreign languages
Doug Life.
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2017-05-08 at 1:33 PM UTC
Someone photoshop Bill Krozby face on Tupac and put Doug Life on the stomach so we can post that whenever he makes a thread.
2017-05-08 at 1:48 PM UTC
Doug life should become a new meme.
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2017-05-08 at 1:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice
Doug life should become a new meme.
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2017-05-08 at 1:52 PM UTC
No no no.
"Bugchaser" ="Dougchaser". Another one of my creations.