Pistachios

1. 2022-09-16 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   snowflake cant eat shelled nuts
2. 2022-09-17 at 2:24 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Murk Lore why the fuck would they sell Pistachios and Sunflower Seeds, Shelled?

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Are you trying to say shells and double typoed. Or by shelled do mean with the shells are removed before packaging?

   
   You’re both idiots
3. 2022-09-17 at 2:53 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   the root woed of pistachio is piss.
4. 2022-09-17 at 2:54 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Another point if you buy shelled pistachios your gonna pay at least double

   
   The people who work shelling pistachio nuts all day don't earn enough.
5. 2022-09-17 at 5:06 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by frala You’re both idiots

   
   
6. 2022-09-17 at 5:50 PM UTC

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   Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]

   Originally posted by frala You’re both idiots

   
   Yo Momma!
7. 2022-09-17 at 5:52 PM UTC

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   Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump The people who work shelling pistachio nuts all day don't earn enough.

   
   it's even worse when they have to go back and forth between the Nike shoe and back to powdering them with red chili without getting red fingerprints on the Nike
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2022-09-17 at 5:52 PM UTC

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   Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
   Sometimes cheetos contracts out to the same people too. you can't get the orange mixed with the red and onto white leather
9. 2022-09-18 at 2:16 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Murk Lore it's even worse when they have to go back and forth between the Nike shoe and back to powdering them with red chili without getting red fingerprints on the Nike

   
   Pistachio shells are not red until they dye them. They don't dye them if they are going to shell them. You really are stupid. Even your attempts at humor...
10. 2022-09-18 at 7:57 PM UTC

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    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Pistachio shells are not red until they dye them. They don't dye them if they are going to shell them. You really are stupid. Even your attempts at humor…

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Pistachio shells are not red until they dye them. They don't dye them if they are going to shell them. You really are stupid. Even your attempts at humor…

    
    You're a sad old fuck. vignettes aren't real nor meant to be broken down. go clean the shrubs out of your gutters or something useful.
11. 2022-09-18 at 8 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Murk Lore You're a sad old fuck. vignettes aren't real nor meant to be broken down. go clean the shrubs out of your gutters or something useful.

    
    There was nothing evocative about your description of an impossible fictional episode. Therefore it was not a vignette.
12. 2022-09-18 at 8:07 PM UTC

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    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There was nothing evocative about your description of an impossible fictional episode. Therefore it was not a vignette.

    
    but perhaps the follow-up should have been a fucking obvious.
    
    some kid making shoes while also rotating on a line to work with the others and not getting dye powder on the one-half pair of a NIKE shoe, white leather. or he'll get docked or possibly fired and never be able to survive in his small east Asian village.
13. 2022-09-18 at 8:15 PM UTC

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    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There was nothing evocative about your description of an impossible fictional episode. Therefore it was not a vignette.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Murk Lore but perhaps the follow-up should have been a fucking obvious.
    
    some kid making shoes while also rotating on a line to work with the others and not getting dye powder on the one-half pair of a NIKE shoe, white leather. or he'll get docked or possibly fired and never be able to survive in his small east Asian village.

    
    
    Dostoevsky.
    
    i'm smarter than both of you
14. 2022-09-18 at 8:18 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Murk Lore but perhaps the follow-up should have been a fucking obvious.
    
    some kid making shoes while also rotating on a line to work with the others and not getting dye powder on the one-half pair of a NIKE shoe, white leather. or he'll get docked or possibly fired and never be able to survive in his small east Asian village.

    
    It wasn't funny the first time. Get off the stage Timmy.
15. 2022-09-18 at 8:20 PM UTC

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    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It wasn't funny the first time. Get off the stage Timmy.

    
    clearly entertaining enough from several responses from you. Timmy is your trope. just like Paul Wonzy is for Bradley and Sron
16. 2022-09-18 at 10:55 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Murk Lore

17. 2022-09-18 at 11:07 PM UTC

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    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Trope
    
    noun
    a figurative or metaphorical use of a word or expression.
    verb
    create a trope.
18. 2022-09-19 at 12:18 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Murk Lore