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  1. Originally posted by Kafka I like guys 10 years older or 3/4 years younger, the lambs <3….

    Wait a minute.. lambs?
  2. Kafka sweaty
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  3. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Incessant You could be her grandfather. God I liked it so much better here when you were gone…

    She's in her fucking mid 30s maybe if I had a kid at 12 and that kid had her at 14 or some shit.


    You Want me to leave?? FINE Im Leaving
  4. Kafka sweaty
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  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    God this was golden. Haha
  6. But what about the lambs!??
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    europeans be like OI LEFT YA A LIL SOMEHTHING IN THE LOO
  8. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    "Idk it was just crazy. Athens is a strange place and I'll never forget it. Victor was this dutchman who just said all the wrong things. There were these three German girls all 18 yrs old, and two of them liked Richard, this 32 yr old fat guy, and one of them fucked Richard in the toilets. Indian man took me for a ride on his motorbike. I went to a nice beach a few times and some touristy stuff. Got the same burger from the same place every night."

    why is it in poland teenage females even over the age of consent or even 18 think any guy even 30 is old and you never see what you described in poland particularly a fat guy? star trek can attest im right ven 20 yr olds treated us like old man at the bar remember star trek? is it because its a super religious country or wtf is wrong with poland? even ireland is catholic and isnt like this.
  9. Kafka sweaty
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  10. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    whats going on?
  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    kafka do you thińk those teenagers you mentioned would fuck even a fat guy over me?
  12. Originally posted by Wariat kafka do you thińk those teenagers you mentioned would fuck even a fat guy over me?


    Teenagers can't say no to a sexy fat guy like me.
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  13. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol true or ron jeremy.
  14. Hairy legs are a show stopper for some.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    wow ur life wayyyyyyyy better than mine kafka
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    kafkas a prostitute lol for money while traveling that's so gang i love u babe
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka 19/07/2018

    Last night I went to the city to meet a client in his car. It was white, he was vaping and had a cute Irish accent, but he had hairy legs and I wasn't prepared for that so I said "I don't think I want to do this" then jumped out of his car mid-traffic. Then he kept ringing and spam-texting me saying he'd pay double so I've decided to meet him again. But last night I just went on to my botox appointment, then called at Adam's house but only his barking dog was home. I texted him asking what happened to his gate. So yeah, I'm kind of talking to Adam again and he still seems like a mess. I found some diazepam in my handbag, had kimchi and got drunk. Take note guys, wax your fucking legs.

    Today I had KFC for breakfast, collected my meds then went to my psychologist appointment. She had a heart attack when I told her what's been going on and just lectured me.

    that's awesome
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  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Lol ur fucked up mam.
  19. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley kafkas a prostitute lol for money while traveling that's so gang i love u babe

    Despite this she won’t read or answer your messages

    Hilarious 😆
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  20. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Hikarious
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