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Some faggot stole my trash can again

  1. 2022-09-16 at 4:04 PM UTC
    #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Twice this year the trash can has been stolen.
    What the fuck.
  2. 2022-09-16 at 4:14 PM UTC
    #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    do you got your address spray painted on it?
  3. 2022-09-16 at 4:16 PM UTC
    #3
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Buy one of those $12 gps things you track your wife's movements with but tape it to the bottom of the wheely bin to see where it's going

    https://www.walmart.com/ip/Clearance-Ultra-Mini-GPS-Long-Standby-Magnetic-SOS-Tracking-Device-For-Vehicle-Car-Person-Location-Tracker-Locator-System-X2/339796359?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=16214&&adid=22222222227462280798&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=539726637029&wl4=pla-1406415035979&wl5=9061128&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=120798572&wl11=online&wl12=339796359&veh=sem&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIk7Dy0dqZ-gIVaRvUAR0JFgAzEAQYBSABEgL9f_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
  4. 2022-09-16 at 4:32 PM UTC
    #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Maybe the garbage man thought it was actual trash. I'm having de ja vu typing this right now hmm
  5. 2022-09-16 at 4:38 PM UTC
    #5
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ Maybe the garbage man thought it was actual trash. I'm having de ja vu typing this right now hmm

    they tried to throw you away 😂
  6. 2022-09-16 at 4:39 PM UTC
    #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 holy chit now THAT is what I call funny 😂😂
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  7. 2022-09-16 at 9:18 PM UTC
    #7
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I would set up a camera system.
    People used to steal shit off my back deck so I set up a camera and posted signs saying the property is under surveillance.
    Haven't had a problem since.
  8. 2022-09-16 at 9:26 PM UTC
    #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Lol that happens to me too . If you look around the hood i bet you will find it
  9. 2022-09-16 at 9:44 PM UTC
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    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I would set up a camera system.
    People used to steal shit off my back deck so I set up a camera and posted signs saying the property is under surveillance.
    Haven't had a problem since.

    Shit, methed out retards like Scron and friends wouldnt even bother wearing a mask. methheads just want meth and know they're gonna get caught so why bother. its more of a in the heat of the moment for the rush and they get high, then the euphoric metldown the following days, they wallow in their misery knowing a knock on the door is at any moment. unless you live in LA. Apparently they dont have enough funds to followup on crimes that dont involve murder.
  10. 2022-09-16 at 9:49 PM UTC
    #10
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Buy one of those $12 gps things you track your wife's movements with but tape it to the bottom of the wheely bin to see where it's going

    https://www.walmart.com/ip/Clearance-Ultra-Mini-GPS-Long-Standby-Magnetic-SOS-Tracking-Device-For-Vehicle-Car-Person-Location-Tracker-Locator-System-X2/339796359?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=16214&&adid=22222222227462280798&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=539726637029&wl4=pla-1406415035979&wl5=9061128&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=120798572&wl11=online&wl12=339796359&veh=sem&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIk7Dy0dqZ-gIVaRvUAR0JFgAzEAQYBSABEgL9f_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

    This is legal sort of because it doesn't track in real time. it saves location to a sim card. which is why no one is buying it except spouses.

    the mini tracker is a dollar cheaper which tracks in real time. I think that is the illegal one to use. tracking is illegal but recording the location of your own vehicle if you loan it to your girlfriend "Honey, take my car instead. I'm taking yours to the shop for an oil change sweety"

    your car, you get to monitor where it goes.
  11. 2022-09-16 at 11:56 PM UTC
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I would set up a camera system.
    People used to steal shit off my back deck so I set up a camera and posted signs saying the property is under surveillance.
    Haven't had a problem since.

    I have targets, two junk cars full of bullet holes, and shell casings in my yard. Nobody has climbed my fence yet.
  12. 2022-09-17 at 12 AM UTC
    #12
    troon African Astronaut
  13. 2022-09-17 at 12:03 AM UTC
    #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by troon

    He was my favorite when I was like 6
  14. 2022-09-17 at 12:05 AM UTC
    #14
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker He was my favorite when I was like 6

    then thank me you ungrateful cunt
  15. 2022-09-17 at 12:08 AM UTC
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by troon then thank me you ungrateful cunt

    I'm not 6 fagit
  16. 2022-09-17 at 12:09 AM UTC
    #16
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm not 6 fagit

    i gave you recollections of happier times
  17. 2022-09-17 at 12:10 AM UTC
    #17
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by troon i gave you recollections of happier times

    I'm at the happiest time I've been ever so no.
  18. 2022-09-17 at 3:07 AM UTC
    #18
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    lmao probably some homeless niggas doing a downhill kart derby in karts made from yr two missing cans n like sure it sucks for u but think of how much fun they're having and it'll put a smile on yor face too :)
  19. 2022-09-17 at 3:11 AM UTC
    #19
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Better buy a $2,000 unstealable trash can.

    That sounds like a fona investment.

    Make sure to check the hoses psi ratings tho.

    Also buy some flex seal just to be safe and maybe check out a few shit cars on ur way to lowes.
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  20. 2022-09-17 at 3:12 AM UTC
    #20
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Also dummy cameras work almost just as well.
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