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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Oh, look.. that was my 3000th post. You're welcome, J_J.
  2. Thanks, It's hard being a sensitive boy.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I concur. I used to be a sensitive boy too. Now I only cry when I hear about good-hearted people who off themselves. :(
  4. Originally posted by Michael Myers What the hell, man? I'm literally a virgin. Also, since you are Afghan, you are also a shitskin.

    Who are you, John Sex?
  5. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm physically, mentally and emotionally traumatized by this unprovoked attack on my being.

    Shatup homo
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, John Sex?

    More like, John Sexless.
  7. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Shatup homo


    I feel shatting down is more in line with gravitational forces.
  8. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I feel shatting down is more in line with gravitational forces.

    Who are you, Johnny Sex (inventor of the porn parody for Johnny Quest)?
  9. Kafka sweaty
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  10. Kafka sweaty
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  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    nice.
  12. People naturally love to kill one another at birth. The urge is suppressed, filtered and managed, as adulthood progresses.
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    How l8 is it open? At night do the flagons flow freely and pillaging commence?
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Do you think they will have events in the distant future where everyone sits around and looks at their phones and bitches about their correct pronouns? I hope not.

    It's like let's do a retro day and everyone dresses up like 1950s and do the jitterbug and shit and i'm in high school and like thinking this shit is retarded as fuck can we get back to discussing mathematics and there's the old math teacher wearing an afro with a disco ball he brought for the day and trying to act like Mr T and im like that's the fucking 70s and he says he's almost 70 and i'm like that has nothing to do with anything and he starts yelling I PITY THE FOO' and everyone thinks it's hilarious but i dont
  15. Kafka sweaty
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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Kafka sweaty
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  17. Kafka sweaty
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  18. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm If Kafka were a girl she wouldn’t be dumb.

    lol what???? XD
  19. Kafka you should go to Poland on one of your trips and meet up with Wariat...the two of you both seem to live a similar lifestyle (of the rich and infamous)
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  20. Kafka sweaty
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