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Mike "MyPillow" Lindell Under FBI Investigation
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2022-09-14 at 11:42 PM UTCHe was obviously involved in a conspiracy to start a MyPillow fight in the Capitol Building on January 6th, 2023 in protest of the continued solitary confinement without bail of the January 6th, 2020 insurrectionist.
Just wait CNN or MSNBC will tell us all about his diabolical plan to use the MyPillow fight as a distraction while dressed in custom camo MySleepwear and wearing MySlippers to quietly sneak into the White House and let Joe Biden have it in the face with his MyPillow for about 5 minutes. Afterwards he had planned to wrap the corpse in MyPillow Giza Dreams Bed Sheets (king sized) and sneak it out in a laundry truck. Leaving behind a 160 lb 6' potato with no one being the wiser.
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2022-09-15 at 12:02 AM UTCCode POSOThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-15 at 12:05 AM UTCHis pillows didn't meet the minimum federal pillow standards and he is being sought for the death sentence
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2022-09-15 at 12:07 AM UTCOperation POSO
Anyone who used that code at the point of purchase was legally bound, in the fine print, to attack the Capitol Building on January 6th, 2023 with the MyPillow they received the discount on.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-15 at 12:09 AM UTCHe say's they took his phone.
What would be the point in that the NSA and all their friends have all traffic from his phone anyway right?
So what's the point?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-15 at 12:11 AM UTCMaybe they a looking for CPP
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2022-09-15 at 1:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by AngryOnion He say's they took his phone.
What would be the point in that the NSA and all their friends have all traffic from his phone anyway right?
So what's the point?
The cops always take your phone and sometimes you can never get it back.
Thanks for paying your taxes and thanks for that new phone -
2022-09-15 at 1:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost The cops always take your phone and sometimes you can never get it back.
Thanks for paying your taxes and thanks for that new phone
I've been arrested and charged more times than I can casually recall for everything thing from misdemeanor 4 to felony 2 and never had my phone taken specifically. Just locked in property with anything else I had with me and returned upon release like everything else. -
2022-09-15 at 2:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've been arrested and charged more times than I can casually recall for everything thing from misdemeanor 4 to felony 2 and never had my phone taken specifically. Just locked in property with anything else I had with me and returned upon release like everything else.
Well you didn't have cell phones when you were a teenager and let me tell you PUNK if you are a young punk kid the cops can and will do anything they want and you can't do shit about it
They will grab your phone and go through your texts looking for mention of drugs, the fuck are you gonna do? Nobody will believe some punk kid that gets in trouble. -
2022-09-15 at 2:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost Well you didn't have cell phones when you were a teenager and let me tell you PUNK if you are a young punk kid the cops can and will do anything they want and you can't do shit about it
They will grab your phone and go through your texts looking for mention of drugs, the fuck are you gonna do? Nobody will believe some punk kid that gets in trouble.
Not in the US. If your phone is locked they need a warrant and can't force you to unlock with biometrics. But we both know you are talking out of your scrawny little ass. -
2022-09-15 at 3:02 AM UTCIf it's unlocked they will go through it, they will ask you to unlock it and threaten to arrest you for not doing so.
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2022-09-15 at 3:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost If it's unlocked they will go through it, they will ask you to unlock it and threaten to arrest you for not doing so.
They can threaten all they want. At the end of the day there is no charge for exercising your fourth amendment rights which they can lawfully arrest you for. You really don't know dick about criminal justice or the constitution. -
2022-09-15 at 8:42 AM UTC
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2022-09-15 at 11:01 AM UTCThis is what happens when you remove that little tag on the pillow that says please do not remove. The feds show up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-15 at 5:50 PM UTC
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2022-09-15 at 7:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker They can threaten all they want. At the end of the day there is no charge for exercising your fourth amendment rights which they can lawfully arrest you for. You really don't know dick about criminal justice or the constitution.
you don't know shit about real life, the cops don't give a shit about your faggot paper word laws and will do anything they feel like to anyone they want and there is nothing you can do about it
The reason they get away with it is because of gullible idiots like you WELL IT'S NEVER HAPENED TO ME SO THAT MUST MEAN IT NEVER HAPPENS!!!
A COP WOULD NEVER LIE IN COURT!!!
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2022-09-16 at 2:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost you don't know shit about real life, the cops don't give a shit about your faggot paper word laws and will do anything they feel like to anyone they want and there is nothing you can do about it
The reason they get away with it is because of gullible idiots like you WELL IT'S NEVER HAPENED TO ME SO THAT MUST MEAN IT NEVER HAPPENS!!!
A COP WOULD NEVER LIE IN COURT!!!
They don't get away with it with me. It's too bad you're such a weak ignorant little cunt. -
2022-09-16 at 2:53 PM UTC
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2022-09-16 at 3:06 PM UTC
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2022-09-16 at 3:07 PM UTC
is english also not your native language,
