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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Sudo Flagstone is easy to carry they're basically made for it. How many cubic feet of flagstone is that? So you did it all by yourself, driving up to a quarry, loading it onto a trailer, driving it and unloading i5? That doesn't sound fun, why didnt you have anyone helping you? What kind of trailer did you use?

    4 tons
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Does the more amount of flagstone you move during your life mean greater rewards in heaven?
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker 4 tons

    Doesn't sound like it's something you did but whatever u say gramps
  4. Originally posted by Sudo I remember on zoklet P6867 debunked your exaggerations of military service by getting you to admit you were a reservist cook/boot shiner or something.

    Chief Cook & Bottle Washer, actually.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ Does the more amount of flagstone you move during your life mean greater rewards in heaven?

    It means less weeds but still preventing erosion.
  6. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    I'd wait til late fall to do that.

    Early morning till 11am and pause till around 2pm
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore I'd wait til late fall to do that.

    Early morning till 11am and pause till around 2pm

    That's cuz your a weak cunt
  8. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's cuz your a weak cunt


    I have worked jobs doing underground cable in 100 plus temps at age 20 and the heat exhaustion is a mother fucker but there is nothing weak about being sensible.

    Of course you lived in ohio were it's probably humid and the dry arid heat is nothing in the desert until it hits like 108

    It felt good walking around in Vegas a couple years ago in July at 105 except that fucking Vegas sand gets in your nose and you get some nasty boogers you have to dig out. At least with me. Shit is everywhere even on the strip when it's windy
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore I have worked jobs doing underground cable in 100 plus temps at age 20 and the heat exhaustion is a mother fucker but there is nothing weak about being sensible.

    Of course you lived in ohio were it's probably humid and the dry arid heat is nothing in the desert until it hits like 108

    It felt good walking around in Vegas a couple years ago in July at 105 except that fucking Vegas sand gets in your nose and you get some nasty boogers you have to dig out. At least with me. Shit is everywhere even on the strip when it's windy

    I've done manual labor in every climate imaginable (including hurricanes and the aftermath) and survived life and death situations in artic and desert environments. About the only climate/terrain I've never experienced is a jungle unless you count the Caribbean or Southern Central America.
  10. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've done manual labor in every climate imaginable (including hurricanes and the aftermath) and survived life and death situations in artic and desert environments. About the only climate/terrain I've never experienced is a jungle unless you count the Caribbean or Southern Central America.

    South Central in 87-88?
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore South Central in 87-88?

    Nunya gotdamnt bidness ya nosy cunt.
  12. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Nunya gotdamnt bidness ya nosy cunt.

    Never got paid for the "photo shoot"

    Overshot mena and hard landed.
    Got accused falsly for breaking into a house because my car was seen while I was gone for a week. Left to fend for myself to get back to the Bay area from the inland desert

    Millersangar Ahhhh
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore Never got paid for the "photo shoot"

    Overshot mena and hard landed.
    Got accused falsly for breaking into a house because my car was seen while I was gone for a week. Left to fend for myself to get back to the Bay area from the inland desert

    Millersangar Ahhhh

    See, there you go again, quoting someone and replying with completely senseless non sequitur digital drool.
  14. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker See, there you go again, quoting someone and replying with completely senseless non sequitur digital drool.

    Yeah. Just random. You know what I'm talking about because you were in operations there. Olly Olly oxen not so free

    Oliver Laurence North
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore Yeah. Just random. You know what I'm talking about because you were in operations there. Olly Olly oxen not so free

    Oliver Laurence North

    d00d ur 5150

    non compos mentis

    You've got a kangaroo loose in the top paddock

    There's static in your attic

    Your bubble has left the level

    You're 3 stops short of the station

    Away with the fairies

    And crazier than a shit house rat
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You've got a kangaroo loose in the top paddock

    LOL

    it's been a while since I've heard that
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    You both remind me of this
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  18. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Alright
  19. a mixture of confused and angry but also in a mood that feels good because i told my gf when we have the money we are gonna get married
  20. Originally posted by spacepantz2 …i told my gf when we have the money we are gonna get married

    is this male on male or female on male?
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