Leonardo DiCaprio bravely dumps GF after she becomes offensively old

1. 2022-09-11 at 1:02 AM UTC

   #221
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Sudo Right 🙄 textbook cowardly behavior

   
   I always believed his read-ing comp re hension sucked but he’s embarrassed to admit it
2. 2022-09-11 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #222
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Haxxor I always believed his read-ing comp re hension sucked but he’s embarrassed to admit it

   
   Well its just a sad cope akin to his failures with the opposite sex
   
   "I can't respond/process/deal with the subject so I'll dismiss it with false rhetoric I need to cope with my fragile and juvenile emotional palate"
3. 2022-09-11 at 1:43 AM UTC

   #223
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Haxxor It’s a joke
   
   

   
   1. You didn't tell it.
   
   2. It's only a joke if I laugh.
   
   3. I didn't laugh.
4. 2022-09-11 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #224
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker 1. You didn't tell it.
   
   2. It's only a joke if I laugh.
   
   3. I didn't laugh.

   
   I bet you think that guttfield guy or whatever on fox News is funny
5. 2022-09-11 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #225
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Sudo I bet you think that guttfield guy or whatever on fox News is funny

   
   I haven't seen anything he's done in a couple of years or so. But even on a bad night he was funnier than you. Unless we're talking looks. That would be too close to call.
6. 2022-09-11 at 1:59 AM UTC

   #226
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker I haven't seen anything he's done in a couple of years or so. But even on a bad night he was funnier than you. Unless we're talking looks. That would be too close to call.

   
   What
   
   The
   
   FUCK
   
   This is really cringey and u have a horizontal nose
7. 2022-09-11 at 2:02 AM UTC

   #227
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Whatever he's doing he's doing it with ten fingers.

   
   sounds like he has a very long barrel.
   
   i bet you do yours with only 3 finggers.
8. 2022-09-11 at 2:03 AM UTC

   #228
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Sudo What
   
   The
   
   FUCK
   
   This is really cringey and u have a horizontal nose

   
   It's not my fault you're not funny. Not even a little bit...
9. 2022-09-11 at 2:15 AM UTC

   #229
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Time to smoke more weed.
10. 2022-09-11 at 2:16 AM UTC

    #230
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Time to smoke more weed.

    
    Is there ever a time to smoke less?