Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I've told you to stop saying/typing "literally" kid…you're not 14 anymore even if that's the level of your life experience
the queen had no last name because she was an alien, her tv loicense just says "THE QUEEN", She never learned that humans are supposed to have first and last names.
However, the Queen's bizarre secret code name is Sharon, which is really nothing like the cool code names picked for officials in the US. The Sun (opens in new tab) reported that an aide on a security trip back in 2019 revealed Her Majesty's code name. "She's written down as S," revealed the aide, who when asked what 'S' stands for added, "It’s Sharon."
The royal family especially the queen follow some of the strangest out of pocket social rituals that almost seem like an alien that studied how royals are supposed to act had to pretend to be a real human nobility but had no real world experience or proper socialization
Originally posted by Ghost
they don't even speak normal english in private they speak some molocian olde english dialect that only they can understand so not even MI5 or the russians can understand what they really say.
"If LIZZIE places her bag on the chair it means she is happy to speak with you, BUT IF SHE PLACES IT ON THE FLOOR"
Like what the fuck?? The Dutch royal family.. Saudi seem like normal chill people maybe a bit stuck up but they try very hard to present as down to earth and real and not like a paranoid cocaine dealer that's like "YEAH BRO JUST SIT ON MY CLOTHES ITS COOL DAWG" and then later he's like "THAT WAS A TEST OF RESPECT BY THE WAY AND YOU FAILED IT"
garlic is banned but they totally aren't vampires
“The royal family are wonderful people but they’re missing out on garlic because at Buckingham Palace you don’t cook with garlic. I suppose, in case you get the royal burp.”
The queen does not like games that have proper human social dynamics and instead prefers the "Name Game" ah yes we all remember the game where everyone names a name and then takes turns naming names. Good old fun that was! Hide and Seek? but you are already right there! hahahaha now lets play some ball shovel and pail.
Prince Andrew once said it gets “too vicious” and the Queen is said to have banned Monopoly in her presence due to the family rows it causes.
Instead, she prefers the 'Name Game' in which players must write the names of famous people or characters on a post-it note to place on another player's forehead.
"Before 1917, members of the British Royal Family had no surname, according to the Royal Family’s website, but only the name of the house or dynasty to which they belonged.
This changed in 1917, when George V specifically adopted Windsor, not only as the name of the ‘House’ or dynasty, but also as the surname of his family, due to negative associations with Germany during the war. "
- Educating stupid Americans and Colonials since 1997.
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