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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Steven What about your 1st kid you abandoned?

    Can't really say I abandoned since the scenario was engineered so I wouldn't have a relationship with her. I've sent videos and pictures and stuff to the baby mom through other people to try to foster a relationship I am currently blocked on every way of getting ahold of her and the gatekeeper to a relationship with my daughter is her other baby dad who's a petty eastern European rat so it's not optimal. I'm planning on going the court route and hope for a parenting agreement/early resolution. When I get things sorted with my other bm it'll be easier but I should get the court process rolling because time is ticking and I don't want to think there was more I could have done
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    A rich Lebanese guy I know who saw Greg Geraldo live along time ago and probably more comedians live than anyone I know said his favorite is sugar Sammy or some Latin or possibly western European guy, I forget his last name but it's definitely Sammy. He's seen him like 3x and swears by him but I saw some of his stuff and it's kinda lame. Idk to earn their own
  4. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah I've seen a fair amount of YouTube shorts of his. He's AIGHT. I haven't actually heard any of his stand up that isn't crowd work tbh, but yes his being an asshole is what's kinda funny I guess although he laughs a lot at his own jokes which is sort of annoying. I don't think I'd pay money to see him live. Maybe 5 or 10 bucks. Maybe.

    I really want to go see him live and have him ask the threesome question to me in the front row.

    I jack off to it nightly;
  5. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Can't really say I abandoned since the scenario was engineered so I wouldn't have a relationship with her. I've sent videos and pictures and stuff to the baby mom through other people to try to foster a relationship I am currently blocked on every way of getting ahold of her and the gatekeeper to a relationship with my daughter is her other baby dad who's a petty eastern European rat so it's not optimal. I'm planning on going the court route and hope for a parenting agreement/early resolution. When I get things sorted with my other bm it'll be easier but I should get the court process rolling because time is ticking and I don't want to think there was more I could have done

    i didn't read this but imma keep calling you a baby abandoner and i promise ill read it maybe tomorrow maybe never but i promise the maybe
  6. Steven African Astronaut
    nah you deserve better hold on
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  7. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Can't really say I abandoned since the scenario was engineered so I wouldn't have a relationship with her. I've sent videos and pictures and stuff to the baby mom through other people to try to foster a relationship I am currently blocked on every way of getting ahold of her and the gatekeeper to a relationship with my daughter is her other baby dad who's a petty eastern European rat so it's not optimal. I'm planning on going the court route and hope for a parenting agreement/early resolution. When I get things sorted with my other bm it'll be easier but I should get the court process rolling because time is ticking and I don't want to think there was more I could have done

    how old is your 1st kid and are you just THINKING about it or actually planning to take it to court?

    I was going to take hYIIIIIdro to court to get custody at one point but it turned out not to be mine LOL bullet dodged sucks you still have to deal with that nonsense

    maybe if you were less obsessed with sex this wouldn't happen as much
  8. Steven African Astronaut
    thats what you deserve
  9. Steven African Astronaut
    nothing moar nothing less unless otherwise decided by a jury of your peers
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Steven how old is your 1st kid and are you just THINKING about it or actually planning to take it to court?

    I was going to take hYIIIIIdro to court to get custody at one point but it turned out not to be mine LOL bullet dodged sucks you still have to deal with that nonsense

    maybe if you were less obsessed with sex this wouldn't happen as much

    No I have to since she only unblocks me briefly when her and her other BD are fighting and I don't like playing those games. She is the product of an "open adoption" so she is definitely justifying it in that way. It sucks its continuing that cycle in a way nahmean. I don't think I'm obsessed with sex at all I think I'm kinda healthy, I actually feel my libido dropping as I get older. Idk, I just want her to be on the right path and I think she needs me for that so I gotta get to it, I hate the needless barriers that are put in place.

    It's a whole stupid story about our relationship 7 years ago she must still have resentments about as well as other things so it's just a buncha shit that doesn't directly have to do with my daughter putting barriers in place. From pictures I see of her she looks alot like me and has my fearless puppy Longstocking style SPUNK so she has alot of potential. It tear me up inside nahmean
  11. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo No I have to since she only unblocks me briefly when her and her other BD are fighting and I don't like playing those games. She is the product of an "open adoption" so she is definitely justifying it in that way. It sucks its continuing that cycle in a way nahmean. I don't think I'm obsessed with sex at all I think I'm kinda healthy, I actually feel my libido dropping as I get older. Idk, I just want her to be on the right path and I think she needs me for that so I gotta get to it, I hate the needless barriers that are put in place.

    It's a whole stupid story about our relationship 7 years ago she must still have resentments about as well as other things so it's just a buncha shit that doesn't directly have to do with my daughter putting barriers in place. From pictures I see of her she looks alot like me and has my fearless puppy Longstocking style SPUNK so she has alot of potential. It tear me up inside nahmean

    Yea but what are you doing about it?

    You called her bfhubby an Western Ur Peein' Muskrat so are they in Canada?

    Do you not have like, parental rights here? Do the courts recognize you GENETIKS and right to fatherhood?


    You are definitely obssssesed with sex though. Your libido might be going down (as does the sun) but you bring it up way too much for me to believe you aren't obsessed.

    Its better to be obsessed with love.

    How do you have 2 kids with 2 women you don't want to be with?

    Are you going to have a 3rd?

    I'm not even hating right now I"m just objectively observing, letting the ethanol run through my veins and brain and penis.

    let me know what you think star trek
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Steven Yea but what are you doing about it?

    You called her bfhubby an Western Ur Peein' Muskrat so are they in Canada?

    Do you not have like, parental rights here? Do the courts recognize you GENETIKS and right to fatherhood?


    You are definitely obssssesed with sex though. Your libido might be going down (as does the sun) but you bring it up way too much for me to believe you aren't obsessed.

    Its better to be obsessed with love.

    How do you have 2 kids with 2 women you don't want to be with?

    Are you going to have a 3rd?

    I'm not even hating right now I"m just objectively observing, letting the ethanol run through my veins and brain and penis.

    let me know what you think star trek

    Well like I said I was sending pictures and videos of myself through a third party to my BM for my daughter, hopefully shows them to her. I have the paperwork tovge5 on the birth certificate if she protests it. I have retained a family law lawyer as well who told me it's best to pair the birth certificate application with other paperwork so is best to coordinate them together

    I Love being around kids they give my worthless life meaning and I feel good teaching them and raising them to be soldiers in Allah's army.
  13. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Well like I said I was sending pictures and videos of myself through a third party to my BM for my daughter, hopefully shows them to her. I have the paperwork tovge5 on the birth certificate if she protests it. I have retained a family law lawyer as well who told me it's best to pair the birth certificate application with other paperwork so is best to coordinate them together

    I Love being around kids they give my worthless life meaning and I feel good teaching them and raising them to be soldiers in Allah's army.

    Are you really going to try to push your religion on them?

    It's maybe one of the worst things that was ever done to me.
  14. Steven African Astronaut
    ya i got raped by 9 preisz fuk off
  15. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I Love being around kids they give my worthless life meaning and I feel good teaching them

    For real tho I fucking love kids for this reason.

    IDK if its my autism or chameleon abilities or what but I'm really good at communicating with kids in terms they understand.
  16. Steven African Astronaut
    4-8yrs olds are best. They are like sponges that speak English.
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Steven Are you really going to try to push your religion on them?

    It's maybe one of the worst things that was ever done to me.

    There's no swine in my house but they can make their own choices. They'll ask why I pray when they're older and ill tell them

    I like how cigreting abandons his thread when there's honest discussion
  18. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo There's no swine in my house but they can make their own choices. They'll ask why I pray when they're older and ill tell them

    I like how cigreting abandons his thread when there's honest discussion

    "Hey Dad, why do you pray on that mat every day?"

    What do you say
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Steven "Hey Dad, why do you pray on that mat every day?"

    What do you say

    It's how I give thanks and it helps me be a better Dad. Alot of people pray like this but others pray in different ways, I can show you if you like
  20. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo It's how I give thanks and it helps me be a better Dad. Alot of people pray like this but others pray in different ways, I can show you if you like

    no thanks dad
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