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  1. #21
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Mine was offensively huge/bent and would result in a banning for posting it. Like for some reason you were allowed to post your Lil flaccid bean but I'd post with an alt for a while, then when engaged with a totse2er, would present my penis to them and would be immediately banned. It was pretty funny, idoosyncracy or whoever really took the tables, at least arnox wasn't super gay (actually, he definitely is super gay) and posted the tables recently.

    Fuck those totse2ers tho, so fucking gay holy fuck

    Lol 'for some reason'

    My dick was nicer, that's why it was allowed to stay.

    I remember seeing you post your dick and it was all wrinkled and gnarled, like the finger of an old man gripping his cane. Really ancient looking rod with rusty red hairs sprouting in forested patches.

    It's not what the community wanted.

    The community wanted my nubile, fresh, STRONG dick. Its flaccidity displayed power, like a statue of Zeus.

    A Cock-God need not throw his lightning bolts for people to understand the power of his might.
  2. #22
    Steven African Astronaut
    nubile stays
  3. #23
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Steven Lol 'for some reason'

    My dick was nicer, that's why it was allowed to stay.

    I remember seeing you post your dick and it was all wrinkled and gnarled, like the finger of an old man gripping his cane. Really ancient looking rod with rusty red hairs sprouting in forested patches.

    It's not what the community wanted.

    The community wanted my nubile, fresh, STRONG dick. Its flaccidity displayed power, like a statue of Zeus.

    A Cock-God need not throw his lightning bolts for people to understand the power of his might.

    Listen I'll go cock to cock with you anyday. We can do the peepee challenge and see who the world likes better. I might have an influx of foreskin leaving my cock looking like a boy trying in his father's tailored suit but the proof is in the pudding. My cock has a 78% approval rating and 4 out of 5 women will not leave once it is presented to them. My cock has been proven to be above average size for even sub Saharan Africans. Pete Davidson once told me "nice cock bro" and we "booped"

    Your cock facts just don't stack up. Put your cock where your mouth is or sit down and shut your cock
  4. #24
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    My dick has a 90° turn in it. Weirdly its not in the middle but at the base of the head.

    I think the vampire circumcision doc did this to me somehow
  5. #25
    Ghost Black Hole
    You all have unrealistic expectations from life which is why yours all so miserable
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo Pete Davidson once told me "nice cock bro" and we "booped"

    this is the only part of your post that sounds true
  7. #27
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Listen I'll go cock to cock with you anyday. We can do the peepee challenge and see who the world likes better. I might have an influx of foreskin leaving my cock looking like a boy trying in his father's tailored suit but the proof is in the pudding. My cock has a 78% approval rating and 4 out of 5 women will not leave once it is presented to them. My cock has been proven to be above average size for even sub Saharan Africans. Pete Davidson once told me "nice cock bro" and we "booped"

    Your cock facts just don't stack up. Put your cock where your mouth is or sit down and shut your cock

    You really pushing for a cock-off?

    You don't want the cock.

    You can't handle the cock.
  8. #28
    Ghost Black Hole
    ALRIGHT THAT DOES iT, I"M GETING NAKED

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